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42 [F4M] North UK/ online – who wants a Christmas pudding?
Author Summary
Alarmed-Dot2851 is a female age 42 looking for a male
Post Body

Hi everyone

42 female (honestly, I’ve checked) from t’North of England. Solid 5/10 with make up on, blondeish, chubby, left wing and sarcastic. Massive attention whore. An incredible catch I’m sure you’d agree. If you are insane enough to find this attractive please read on…

So I’m going to take inspiration from another poster and make a post basically explaining what I DON’T want from an AP as the amount of times I’ve been disappointed by men from here is… lots

So please do not reply if you are:

  • a 9-5 guy wanting a work wife. If you spend every night cuddling on the sofa with your SO then you won’t be able to give me the attention I need and also why are you even here?
  • single - been there done that and never again. This goes for divorced and separated men too. No thanks.
  • only wanting sex chat or wanting it in the first few weeks. I can talk to 100s of men on here if I want to discuss the logistics of how your bits and my bits will create fun friction together. Be interesting and original please I beg you.
  • use anything other than Telegram when we move from here. This is the ONLY place I will share pics.
  • more than 10 years older or younger than me

If you can confidently say that you do not tick any of the above boxes, please message me telling me who you are, what you’re looking for and what your availability looks like.

I am open to meeting in person in time but I’m in no rush. The best things are worth waiting for….

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Profile updated: 1 day ago

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a female
Age
42
Looking For
a male
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1 week ago