After all, why shouldn’t we have some fun? I can't promise much in life but at least here I guarantee no unsolicited photography and chill vibes. Obligatory married, won’t change it, bad mouthing spouses is poor form. Keep your OPsec tidy, nobody wants drama they're involved in.

Now that all the disclaimers are out of the way, why don’t we get down to the good stuff?

Little about me, keep in mind I'm constantly with myself, so I'm a tad biased:

• Texan but educated, I love the fantasy of my state, but it’s letting me down lately.
• I heard the term "Yallternative" recently, that's pretty accurate. I used to be an emo kid, but now It skews a little western, side of beard.
  • I've been told I'm a pretty man, you tell me, your photo gets mine.
  • I work out regularly but still have a “dad bod” it’s a work in progress, get in on the ground floor!
• 420 Friendly, vices shouldn't be judged.
• I'm a computer nerd by trade, happy to get under a desk.
• I'm a fan of a good tease and some sarcasm, lets not take ourselves too seriously. Give me a chance and I've been told I'm pretty funny.

Things you should be:

• Witty and interested in holding a conversation. No judgement, but if I'm carrying the conversation I'll put it down. I already get that level of enthusiasm.
  • Bonus points if you want to share your hobby with me, tell me all about your latest hyperfixation
• interested in taking care of yourself. I spend time working on myself in one way or another, and want to share that with someone on a similar journey
  • Let’s not get too wild here though, mental health is important, and pizza is valid medication.
• 420 friendly, I’m a degenerate. You don’t have to be but wouldn’t that be more fun?

Optional bonuseses: If you game, if you’ve got an alternative aesthetic, if you’re curvy. Those are definitely bonus’s for me. None of that is required, a solid conversation is the lead here.

I can't say for sure what exactly I'm looking for here, but if you're like me and know you're missing something, you probably know getting to know a new soul for any amount of time is a good time. I’ve found some truly special people here before, always hoping for lightning to strike twice I guess. Lets be each others fun distraction for as long as its fun, I'm down to live in the moment and enjoy it for what it was if you are!

If you made it this far, take the few more minutes to send me your latest musical obsession. Worst case we kill some time finding out we're wildly incompatible. I promise it’ll at least be a fun kind of mess.