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I'm gonna try and write this post as a miner. Feel free to contribute in the comments. Ahem:
-Seeking man who owns his own jackhammer. Must be an experienced miner who knows the subtle art of true digging. Must know the difference between Fool's gold and the real deal (no two earthquakes are the same, however).
Even though this job requires a man who is willing to get dirty, he must clean up well. Beards are okay but there is a length and neatness preference. The hue of the man doesn't impact his ability to excavate my hole, but his political leanings do. If he voted for The Cackler his water will not be compatible with my cement. (Cement? Ouch! I'm running out of ideas, here.)
Said miner should be mid 30s at the very least because we ain't lookin to hire no greenhorns round these parts (spits).
In truth I just get a bit lonely sometimes and hate being needy because I know it's a turn off. I'm not big on pics but I'd love to see yours if you want to share. I don't care if it's a pic of an actual rock, that's interesting if you make it interesting. I don't want to hear about your lacking relationship. Just don't go there. This job posting is for a dude seeking a truly intermittent line of work, more like a flirty friend than a bf.
Zinger ending line about getting our rocks off, or something about full veins.
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