Ohh you bratt, I asked you to not click, you are a rebel aren't yaa.. I think I like you already!! Let's see if we click!!

Whale Whale Whale 🐋 Hello there, i just came back from work (night shift 🥲) and preparing food for my daughter and coffee for me, come join in if a coffee date sounds good to you. 😊

What am i looking for in a connection: playful and good conversations, knowing each other like no one has ever known us, sharing our secrets and a sense of overwhelming affection, no judgements, full acceptance, that sweet unconditional love ❤, natural draw, showering each other with lots of attention, have inside jokes, being there for each other in goods and bads, feel those butterflies and that spark again, build a strong emotional bond, have an amazing friendship, putting in efforts to make it last long and the most important - exclusivity.

A few things about me, including what I enjoy doing: i love farming, i have a small farm of my own where I have grown many veggies and herbs, it's my best stress buster, I love to cook, go for long walks and jogs, hiking, surfing, swimming, running marathons and sometimes singing - but in a closed room only, shhh it's a secret 🤫, I love listening to music, drinking iced coffee and traveling (it's part of my work too)

A fun fact: I have successfully befriended a squirrel, she comes to my farm every morning to eat something, and she is very lovely.

I am 6'2, fit and active (though yummy food has always been my weakness), brown skin, married (to an abusive partner, not looking for spouse bashing at all, just letting it out), have one daughter, 37 years old, have hair on my head lol, I am financially stable, emotionally available and I have enough time on my hands to devote to this.

I believe in giving my 100% energy and time to build something amazing, conversing without any expectations and letting it take its own turn, giving my full efforts to make it work and then allowing it to blossom on its own, if it's meant to be then it will happen. 💛

Looking for : You, as you are, as you were, as I want you to be.

Uh, I should probably be more specific. I'm looking for someone that makes me laugh, and that hopefully laughs at my stupid jokes and groans when I tell them the worst puns. A sharp wit, and some cleverness absolutely slays me. I'd love someone that enjoys telling me what they've got going on in life, things that make them happy, etc.

I'm not putting up any hard boundaries about what happens here. We can take things at a pace that works for the both of us. With me, you're getting dependable attention: good mornings, good nights. I want to know all about you, what makes you smile, what makes you annoyed. I think all of that makes what comes after, so much more fun.

Tell me, what is a minor pet peeve of yours? Pineapple on Pizza? Sandwiches cut into triangles instead of down the middle? Cabinet doors left slightly ajar? Let me know what grinds your gears! Also, I will send cute dog photos on request; in case you need any more convincing!

A mental and emotional bond is more important to me than looks, but I do understand that many people have looks as priority, and I am willing to swap pictures whenever you feel like it.

All ages are welcome, all body types are welcome and all time zones are welcome.

Send a simple hi or a long reply, all sorts of responses are appreciated 😊

And sorry for the literal essay, I got carried away while typing.