Limited Edition middle aged man now available!!

If you're interested in a creative, stir crazy, open-minded man with a wacky wit--operating on an attention deficit--look no further... but read on!

This guy brings 47 years of experience to the show. You want salt-n-pepper hair? He's got that! And plenty of it! Many in his demographic have lost theirs, or are losing it, so that trait is missing (if that's your thing), but what he has is streaked with gray. Not only that, but as a bonus prize the silver is dripping down and influencing his facial hair and chest hair! It's like three for the price of one!! Where can you beat a deal like that??

"What other body characteristics," you ask? Glad you did! He stands 6'2" and weighs somewhere in the neighborhood of 220 lbs. He has an average build, okay... a little bit of a dad bod but no one has ever said he's fat! Brown eyes, big hands, full lips, and he likes to smile! He likes to bike to work or use the evenings to walk the family dog

"Plenty of guys do that!" True, but do they also eat hummus and make yogurt?... and enjoy it?? A healthy diet is a hallmark of middle aged man, and this guy buys "organic" and looks for labels with phrases like "cold pressed," "virgin," and "free range" then takes it home and puts something together... probably in the Instant Pot.

"How do we know he's not catfishing? He's probably some young stud masquerading as a middle aged family man looking for a cougar!" Legitimate concern patient reader! I know online flirting is filled with all manner of phony pretenders who claim all sorts of unverifiable qualities, but this guy likes to chat and will gladly provide visual evidence to interested conversants thus squashing any rumors relating to his bona-fide credentials.

Even in this age of questionable 'facts' he's willing to provide any proof you might need. At any rate, if by this point your interest is still piqued, don't delay, act now! Let's chat!