Hai, my name's Victoria. For the last seven years, I've written educational and inspirational shitposts with a heaping dollop of absurdist humor over at r/ShrugLifeSyndicate. It's basically schizophrenic weirdos anonymous over there. It's my home and I'll always come back to it, but recently the CIA has been commanding me to branch out and try to send my bullshit to other subreddits, because I'm apparently going to be famous. It's either that or my delusions have returned and I've once again become a megalomaniac with messianic aspirations. How can anyone tell the difference? I certainly can't.

But anyways, I just wanted to stumble in here awkwardly and announce my existence. For real, and I'm not bullshitting you here, I'm a trans, schizoaffective, and autistic juggler with PTSD who was both in a cult and homeless for three years. If I entered, I'd get a platinum medal in the oppression Olympics. But, that doesn't exist. What does exist is the struggle to be understood and accepted. It's hard at times, and even though the aliens gave me a psychotronic lobotomy to stop me from self-harm, it still drags me down and makes me feel like rancid poop burgers. Sad face.

That's kinda why I'm here. You guys and gals and other gendered poets seem to at least reverberate on a level that's close to mine, or at least closer than, say, the level of the brainwashed masses of the Reddit hivemind. You seem cool is what I'm saying. I want to occasionally participate here and make the stupid content that I'm known for on several other subs as of this post.

Also, I'm really a complete psychopath with a head for marketing, so I wanted to establish my memetic presence here as I just finished the first draft of my first book, and I plan to sell it to you by creating conversion funnels to where you can eventually buy it. Don't worry, even when I'm being a brazen sociopath with my sales-focused reptilian mindset, I still provide entertainment. Let me tell you about my sex cult.

So, and this is explained further in the aforementioned book, I created an edutainment enterprise here on Reddit a couple years back. The goal was to get my awakening propaganda in front of the eyes of as many incels, neets, and porn addicts as possible, and I successfully accomplished this. How, you ask? Simple, I trolled at ungodly levels by playing a deranged, perverted sex cult leader that wanted nothing more than to find his dead sister, and fuck her one last time before dismembering her. Think of the most demented thing you can think of. That pales in comparison to the horrid tripe I was broadcasting at a rate of one comment every couple minutes. And because I posted comments everywhere, this got many people to question if I was really insane, which led to them clicking on my profile, where they would find a rabbithole of content to pick apart at their leisure. Near the end, I had hundreds of followers, I was getting between one to two hundred notifications per hour, and I was receiving a constant stream of personal messages from people thanking me as my dumb wordsmithing was able to help them in some way. Mission accomplished!

Yet, all good things must come to an end. Apparently the FBI took a serious interest in me and my taunting them about being a serial killer, and decided to v& me while homeless in Miami Beach. The most absurd series of events followed, but that's in the book! You gotta buy it with your cashola that I worked my ass off to take from you. God, I am literally the most detestable shitstain this side of Pluto!

Nah, see I'm in character when typing this out. In reality, education is my passion, and I'm always looking for new ways to teach philosophy, spirituality, and mental health in fun new ways. Just reading some of the posts here, I think I can find a new niche and really get some chuckles out of y'all while I subliminally shovel stuff that will help you self-actualize into your dinky noggins. Ok that's all I wanted to say. Toodles, and don't forget to wipe!