I want to be isolated from modern society. I want to be naked and live a slow, simple life like my caveman ancestors hunting, fighting, and scavenging for food in the wilderness until I completely forget everything about modern society including the language, cultures, and religions. Modern society is too fast paced and confusing for me. 24/7 breaking news and the internet are making me feel like shit. I'm sick of everyone and everything being motivated by money. Every time I tell someone this they laugh but I'm being completely serious. The only problem is that eventually some hikers or campers will call the police on me if I strip off all of my clothes, leave behind all of my possessions, and go into the wilderness. The police will then either drag me to prison or a mental asylum. Why the fuck do people have such an allergy with their natural state of being? Why do they freak out when they see a naked person? Why are there rules and laws against being naked? Why are the world's major religions so uncomfortable with the human body? Why do people associate nakedness with sex and sexual desire? I just don't get it.