You'd think it would be easier to find a 3some in NYC but here I am struggling to find even remotely what I'm looking for. I've encountered nothing but time wasters, picture collectors, catfishes, and people who end up ghosting. I'm not trying to join your relationship or be in a trouble, but if there's chemistry I'm down to meet up more than once. Dinner then a hookup or smoking and cozy movie hangs where your hand ends up down my pants is the goal.

Maybe you want to see who eats pussy better, maybe you want to eat pussy at the same time, or maybe you both just love eating pussy. You're the couple I want to meet!

Message me and tell me about you, I'm looking for at least a little chemistry. Things in common. The ability to hold a conversation. Include either a description of how you look or a photo. Please do your best to catch my attention! I'm begging you don't just say hey. A well-thought-out message will get you so much further.

More about you, be over the age of 26. This is a hard limit for me. If I see you're 18 or 20 I won't respond. Please live in Queens or Brooklyn. I'm trying to actually meet and not have to wait and plan because of distance. Be a pleaser. If you're invested in my pleasure you're going to have a good time.

Now about me. I'm 36, and I write about sex, toys, pleasure, and body confidence for a living. That also means I have many many sex toys and would love to use them together. I'm also into returning the pleasure even though I'd love to be the focus at least for a bit, but I'm not submissive at all. This means if your message includes all the ways you want to dominate me, you won't be hearing back.

I'm curvy and busty and covered in tattoos. I'm also non-monogamous and have a steady partner, so I'm looking for uncomplicated and fun. No, I'm not cheating and yes I get tested for STIs and Covid regularly. Also, vaxed and boosted and only interested in those with similar safety precautions.