Today, on his way home, Fresh3001, Prime Minister, is spotted by a primary school student.

Hey, you look familiar- I feel like I've seen you on the news. You wouldn't happen to be Prime Minister, Fresh3001, would you?

Why, yes, I am.

What are you doing in a car?

I'm being driven home.

Don't ya have some sort of crown limo or something you could use?

Yes I do, but I prefer my car. It was very expensive.

Don't buses and stuff use more carbon emissions?

Um, yeah, maybe? I don't know, I don't use public transport.

What makes your party better than Reform?

Why do you ask?

My parents voted Reform last election, although they've been somewhat regretting it. They mainly did it because they wanted immigration quotas reduced, all these immigrants make it harder for Kiwis like me to find a job.

Fresh3001 laughs. "Under this Liberal government, we're making it easier for people like you to get the things that you need- a job, a roof over your head, food, etcetera. Immigrants don't pose a threat to your job. We want to make it easier for all New Zealanders- whether your family's lived here for 500 years or if you're fleeing persecution, to find work and housing.

Can I take a selfie with you and post it to my Instagram?

No.