Following the announcement of Reform’s choice of coalition partner, recently re-elected Prime Minister /u/Fresh3001 addressed the media flanked by National Party leader /u/NinjjaDragon. Cameras had watched the pair ever since they sat down at the Orbit 360° Dining experience. From $15 bread and balsamic entrée to the $48 Manawatu eye fillet and potato gratin, the media attempted to glean any information they could from the anxious politicians. Suddenly, as /u/Fresh3001 and /u/NinjjaDragon rotated back around the restaurant to set eyes on the television, /u/alpine- announced her decision to coalition with Liberal and National. Yellow and blue confetti was blasted up into the air while vuvuzelas sounded off in celebration. /u/Fresh3001 stood up to address the waiting journalists.

“Well, I plan on keeping this brief seeing as I have the business of running the country to attend to. I’m happy that the right honourable /u/alpine- has made the correct choice in choosing to coalition with the Liberal and National parties, and I’m proud to have led my supporters to victory in this past general election. I am also satisfied with the result of the coalition negotiations that I conducted with the National and Reform parties, and believe that all of our supporters will believe that a fair compromise has been reached. I plan to deliver stable, liberal governance, to the people of New Zealand and that is one policy which shall not be compromised on. Thank you very much.”

/u/Fresh3001 and /u/NinjjaDragon answered questions from the media before heading to the elevator. Both entered the back of the waiting Mercedes-Benz E-Class Coupe and sped off to the airport to return to Wellington.