I should have got a bird !

You know I just got to vent ! My cat is really pissing me off. I’m trying to have a conversation and the one word shit ( kind of like Reddit now that I think about it ) is killing me ! Meow this meow that wtf? Is there any like minded attractive local female out there in the Illinois area who can hold a conversation of more than one word , and would like to make a real like minded friend in the area to do fun stuff with maybe after we get to know each other or something like real people do?

And oh yea , Anyone heard of good old Mr Boredom , Who the hell is this guy ? He ain’t on the lease ! He is flat annoying the fuck out of me , no seriously I think he is trying to drive me insane .

I’m just a cool, relax, laid back guy who likes to have fun at Pool, Golf, Darts, Paranormal, Concerts and more . Yet here I am alone on the Couch. Do to social anxiety complex, or the your the new guy in the neighborhood disorder. Pick your poison . Oh yea that reminds me .

Why is it you always think you really have a nice ass ? You know the pose where you got it at just the right angle in the mirror before the click. Oh yea I look good !!!! My ass!!! Until I return from the fridge to see the couch cushion .. Potato Couch ( HaHa MF I get It ! ) Fuck them!

So if you happen to find any of my like minded events hitting a nerve of No shit , or you’re just bored and want to make a friend . I don’t know a dam soul ! What’s your name .

Oh yea , please check my profile first . Thanks for the vent .

I should have got a bird !

Fuck it , Where’s my pipe? What no lighter ? I’m fucking cursed . Geesh !