Let’s cut to the chase—if sciatica and text neck have been dragging you down, it’s time for some serious relief. Sure, you could keep powering through the pain, but why not let someone else do the hard work for a change? That’s where I come in.

I’m offering a 40% discount on both my 60-minute and 90-minute sessions for sciatica and text neck relief, available from Tuesday the 24th through Sunday the 29th. But heads up—Wednesday the 25th and Thursday the 26th are fully booked, so snag a spot before the rest fill up!

Now, I’m going to be real with you—when it comes to sciatica, one session may not be enough to fully resolve the issue. But here’s the good news: I’m really good at this. Several visits with me, and you’ll be well on your way to kicking that pain to the curb. Think of it as a long-term investment in your comfort.

So, why book with me?

• 100% Chill: I bring the kind of smooth, calming energy that melts tension away—think Denzel meets James Bond, but with more focus on your relaxation.
• 100% Discrete: Your secrets (and your sore muscles) are safe with me.
• 100% Professional: Whether we’re focusing on your sciatica or ironing out your text neck, I’ve got the skills to get you feeling amazing.
• 100% Real: You’ll get the top-notch experience I’m known for, without any gimmicks or guesswork.

Oh, and did I mention? All this for 40% off. Because I’m feeling generous, I’ll even round it down. DM me for details.

Here’s the deal: sciatica relief might take a few visits, but after each session, you’ll feel lighter, looser, and closer to the freedom from pain you deserve. As for text neck? Although you’ll feel tremendous improvement, I recommend at least 3 follow-up sessions to really get lasting results.

So, what are you waiting for? DM me, and let’s get you booked before the rest of the week fills up. Future-you is counting on present-you not to miss out on this sweet deal.