Hey there, adventurous souls! Are you craving some excitement without the drama? Look no further! I'm a 42-year-old blue-eyed attractive charmer, ready to sprinkle some spice into your life.
Let's get the basics out of the way: No drugs, no diseases – just pure, unadulterated fun. I'm not sculpted like a Greek god, but hey, who needs abs when you've got charm for days? Chubby? No problemo! Just keep it on the right side of the scale, okay? Tattoos? They're like badges of honor for life's wild ride, but don't overdo it.
Now, let's talk hygiene. It's non-negotiable. If you smell like roses, we're off to a great start! And discretion? Absolutely. What happens between us stays between us. Like a secret society of pleasure-seekers.
Age is just a number, but let's keep it legal, shall we? So, 18 and up, please!
Looking for a FWB situation? Check. Dirty talk? Consider me your personal Shakespeare of the naughty variety. Let's meet up, go on some unconventional dates, and hang out like two rebels in a rom-com. Oh, and did I mention intelligent conversations? Yeah, I've got brains to match the brawn.
Married, single, complicated – I don't discriminate. Your relationship status is your business, not mine. And hey, if you've got some unexplored desires you're itching to share, I'm all ears (and more).
So, if you're ready to embark on a journey of laughter, lust, and everything in between, hit me up. Let's make some memories worth reminiscing about – with a side of hilarity, of course!
DM with photo and don't bother at all if you are scammin', I can smell BS a mile away.
Pic for pic.
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