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30 [M4F] #Australia/#Online - Can you parallel park? Cause I sure can’t…
Author Summary
satisfyher92 is a male age 30 looking for a female in Australia
Post Body

Hey, I’m D! 30 year old Aussie guy with two adorable kids and one stale marriage that’s quite oxygen deprived at this point. I guess my story is like most of those here: failing marriage, little/no sex life, lack of intimacy and feelings, and a hunger for something new… someone new…

Here are my vital stats for simplicity’s sake:

  • Age: 30

  • Sex: Male

  • Location: Australia

  • Spouse: Yup

  • Kids: Two

  • Pet: Woof

  • Eyes: Dark green (talking about me again, not the dog…)

  • Hair: Midlength and growing

  • Beard: Still there

  • Height: … just a number, right? (5’ 11”?)

  • Weight: 75kg ish

  • Exercise routine: still imaginary

  • Interests: Reading fantasy, playing with my kids, painting, writing, walking my dog, rock music, retro video games, obsessing over my lawn

  • Dislikes: Soft cheeses, spiders, and heights

  • What I’m looking for: • regular chat • laughs, genuine connection • best friend/lover kinda vibes • voice chat (when we are ready) • openness, honesty, humour :D • someone chill and real • pics, steamy conversation (over time)

I’d rather find one person that meets these things (not 100% obviously but enough) than 10 that don’t. But who am I kidding… I’ve never gotten 10 responses before 😅

Happy to send pics too if that helps. I’m available a lot of the time to chat over text and can voice chat at times too. Hope to hear from you soon :)

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Profile updated: 3 days ago

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They Are
a male
Age
30
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a female
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1 year ago