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Luna Station 13 Steam Group

After eight entire months of technical bankruptcy, Nanotrasen is pleased to announce that is back on stable financial footing and can now continue with their world-shaking advances into Plasma Research!

Nanotrasen is an equal opportunity employeer that welcomes sentient beings of all races and ethnicity. No background information required!
We also proudly boast a criminal outreach program to help rehabilitate and reintroduce the convicted back into society with an outstanding 82.7 percent success rate!

Understandably, the events that befell our beloved Station 13 eight months ago was a tragic loss of life and morals; However, Nanotrasen assures you that these events are significantly less likely to repeat themselves thanks to updates in Station security and automation.

During your completely voluntary employment / rehabilitation you will be stationed aboard Luna Station 13; The latest in Nanotrasen research facilities allowing for uninterrupted advancement of human technology.

While on board LS-13, you can take advantage of / admire from your designated work station:

• Self-sufficient environment!
• Fully stocked medical bay!
• Advanced immortality measures!
• A courteous and helpful security staff!
• The latest and safest energy systems!
• Behold the wonders of scientific advancement!

• Olympic sized pool and lavish corporate housing!*

  ^* ᵁᶰᵃᵛᵃᶦᶫᵃᵇᶫᵉ ᵒᶰ ˢᵗᵃᵗᶦᵒᶰ ᵃʳᶜʰᶦᵗᵉᶜᵗᵘʳᵉ ¹⁰⁻ᴮ ᵒʳ ᶫᵃᵗᵉʳ⋅

If you have any further questions, we have graciously provided a list of recommended reading material so that you may get the best out of your stay aboard LS-13.

• Luna Station 13: An Introduction
  
• Nanotrasen Employee Handbook
  
• Opportunities and Staff
  
• Local laws and jurisdiction
  
• Local lingo and terminology
  
• Map of LS-13
  
• Department distribution map of LS-13
  
• List of possible occupational hazards
  

If you require more information, please seek out the wealth of media generously provided by satisfied employees.

It is highly recommended to select one to three opportunities found aboard LS-13 and study their purpose and practice as your shuttle approaches the dock.
Remember: A cohesive crew is a happy crew.

Help us help you! To finish our your résumé/ processing, we require you to complete the following steps so that you may safely join us aboard the LS-13:

• 1) Download the Byond game client.
• 2) Run Byond.
• 3) Go to Home tab.
• 4) Click "More bookmarks" then "Add.."

• 5) Enter these into to appropriate fields

  ^URL: byond://76.186.91.72:25565
  ^Name: Luna Station 13
  Then click OK.

• 6) Now simply click on "Luna Station 13" under your Home tab and you're set!

Alternatively, you may just type byond://76.186.91.72:25565 into your browser of choice for quick and easy access!

If you wish to socialize with your peers, Nanotrasen has provided a website for your convenience at: /r/lunastation13 and Luna Station 13 steam group.

While aboard the LS-13, it is suggested you review and adhere to the guidelines and rules set by your peers and superiors. Endangerment to others will not be tolerated.

If you have any further questions about your future employment / sentencing aboard the LS-13, feel free to submit queries in the message box below.

Thank you for choosing / cooperating with Nanotrasen: Humanity's Future.
Have a nice day!

Why yes this *is* a slightly modified version of the old LS13 post *and* a crosspost. Why do you ask?