Hellooooooooooo Worcesterrrrrrrrrr how are we going????

I'm Chi, you all know me, the current Tory MP and local lad vying once again for your vote. I've come to have a chat and tell you all why you should be voting for me in this election. We cannot let Solidarity try and ruin this country again. From taxing the workers to nationalising every single failing business for an unimaginable cost to breaking up the Union to removing the Monarchy another 6 months of them is bad news for you, bad news for Worcester and bad news for the country. There is a simple choice you can make, vote for me, vote for Chi and get the UK back on track.

On the economy we are going to reverse the Rose government changes from the snatch and grab raid on skilled professionals to the deeply unattractive Corporation tax hike. We will bring back pensions so that when you retire you have a pot of funds you can continue to live off and you can spend your money when you want, when you need. We will also create a Sovereign Wealth Fund to establish a fund for future generations whether they'll need it for national defence or the climate crisis, we are future proofing our economy.

On business we will create Regional Development Offices to assist the process of business in left behind areas such as the Midlands and the North. We will commit to a £4.2Bn increase in Research and Development till 2030, allowing us to rival the tech giants in South East Asia. We will support Small and Medium Enterprises become exporters with the relevant information and support needed to become global exporters. We will expand start-up loans and Employer Allowance to alleviate the cost of starting and running a small business. We will repeal the Apprenticeship Act to remove unnecessary burdens and politicisations of apprenticeships on businesses.

On our place in the world we will support marginalised communities of all kinds from religious to sexual orientation wherever they face oppression and persecution. We will work to eradicate faith based persecution. We will work with the CFF and other allies to protect emerging and new democracies through whatever issues they face. From Myanmar to Tunisia democracy is threatened and we need to stand in the wings ready to protect and support it. We will ensure that we don't abandon Afghanistan to civil war and extremism by maintaining a small Special Forces presence to protect British diplomats and assists the Afghan National Army. We will continue to support our relationship with Europe but be prepared to go our separate ways where necessary and we will seek to forge new relationships around the world such as ascension to the CPTPP.

On defending the UK we will raise Defence spending to 2.5% of GDP so we can once again compete with the hostile states of Russia and China when it matters most. We take our defence seriously and that requires serious spending. We will invest £2.8 Billion in the Royal Navy which will fund the purchase of 6 new Type 32 Frigates and 6 new long range patrol craft as well as a plethora of related equipment and standards. We will ensure that we give our veterans the respect and support that they deserve after serving our country, risking life and limb whether this be in housing, healthcare or finding a job. We will increase not only our cyber-security capabilities but also our counter cyber-security capabilities, ensuring that we can not only defend ourselves but give it out too.

On immigration we are taking a harder stance on it by repealing the Rose government liberalisations and ending the unchecked migration into the UK. We will also implement a Danish style asylum system which will implement tighter controls and a cap on refugees we take in while working with more open countries to provide other countries for refugees to go. We will help migrants integrate into the UK by increasing the provision of English lessons for migrants so they can really make a life for themselves.

On policing and Justice we will increase the number of police officers by 20,000 to bring us back to the era of Bobby's on the beat with a real emphasis on community policing and having an effective, reassuring police presence in the community. Protecting public and private spaces is imperative to us and we will introduce legislation to protect both of these such as making intentional trespass a criminal offence. We will also crackdown on drugs such as the legalisation of Class A drugs which is stain on the country and communities which are ravaged by these drugs.

On going green it's imperative that we protect our greenbelt from the Rose Government who last term sought to tear it apart and end our beautiful green areas which make up most of Upper Severn. We will make a 50-year renewable investment plan to end the piecemeal attempts at going green and ensure that we have a coherent plan guiding us. We will reimplement REGOs so consumers know how much of there energy is renewable and allowing them to make the decision to go further green. We will continue to support our food industries by implementing a new version of the CAP post-Brexit and maintain funding for UK fisheries across the country. We will work with all administrations to create a Nuclear Energy plan and carry it out.

On Healthcare we will launch a reform of our Mental Health services so there is a focus on prevention and the individual instead of resolution and the case number. We will also investigate allegations of misconduct by CAMHS which seems to be numerous. We will also take the morning after pill off the NHS, if you wish to not use protection when having sex and you don't want a kid that is your responsibility and you should at least pay for the cost of the pill. We will prevent GPs asking elderly and vulnerable people to attend appointments at unreasonable times and putting them off seeking healthcare.

On our communities we will continue to emphasis the Build Beautiful Doctrine and ensure that developments in the future seriously consider their aesthetic and whether it will fit in with the community around it and whether people will actually like it. A beautiful community is beneficial for our mental health and brightens up our day for very, very little. We will also launch a library preservation strategy to save our libraries from being closed down and shut, depriving communities off a vital service. We will try and enshrine the rights of the elderly through a UN Convention and increase funding for community centre outreaches to the elderly to end isolation and loneliness.

On our culture we will increase funding for grassroot sports and foster our pathway for elite sportsmen including support for sports centre and sport grounds. We will ensure that the organisers have all the support they need for the 2022 Commonwealth games and reassure them that if they need government assistance to finish renovations of infrastructure in the run up to the games we are more than happy to assist. 2030 World Cup is open for bids and we will work with the Irish Government to launch a joint-bid for the hosting of the games.

On our education we will immediately launch legislation to outlaw Essay Mills as they're a parasite on education and our institutions, profiteering off of students and giving them false qualifications in the process. We will also offer a more varied curriculum from year 9 onwards which includes both trade and vocational courses to give students more opportunities in their educational journey than the same route rammed down their throat. We will protect the Freedom of Speech in Higher Education through our Freedom of Speech bill which will ensure that individuals cannot be harassed or shut down simply for having a belief which does not align with the Student Union. It will place a duty on Universities to protect and promote free speech across their branches. We will also legalise faith schools and allow them to be created - the prohibition of them breeds separatism and isolation which can cause real issues with religion like we see in France.

On our Infrastructure we will continue to support Right To Buy as a tried and tested method of working class people becoming home owners and ensure it is not compromised. We will create a new Emergency Response Whitepaper which will evaluate and make recommendations on how we can prepare and respond to National Emergencies, spearheaded by the Chancellor of the Duchy of Lancaster. We have a National Infrastructure Strategy backed up by £25 Billion to invest in all forms of infrastructure - especially green infrastructure.

On transport we will fight the nationalisation of key transport sectors and promote the inclusion of the markets and the private sector in providing good quality transport. We will support the expansion of both Gatwick and Heathrow airports which combined will bring in over £65 Billion to the UK economy over the next 60 years. They will also create tens of thousands of jobs and provide a genuine boost to the UK economy. We will support provisions and investments of hydrogen powered vehicles from cars to lorries to plane as an environmentally friendly alternative to petrol. Where viable we will reinstate some of the Beeching lines and reconnect previously isolated towns and villages.

On the Constitution it's imperative we protect our Constitutional Monarchy, Representative Democracy form of governance from republicans and populist alike. They threaten to make irreversible changes which would transform the country for the worse and we cannot allow them to take place. The policy of Secularisation will be ended and we will bring back the presence of the Church to people's lives. We will prevent our constitution being further meddled with on the whims of republicans such as the removal of Crown Consent.

On the Final Frontier - We will take this issue seriously, establishing a Secretary of State for Space and Future Affairs. They will have the sole responsibility of future-proofing the UK and taking us to the Moon by 2030. We will also create a permanent UK Spaceport and work hand in hand with the private sector to reach for the stars.

Ladies and Gentlemen. That is just a brief glimpse at what a Conservative Party in government could do next term. That list is just the tip of the iceberg. If what you heard today appealed to you, if making the UK prosperous once again, if securing our future, if protecting the environment appealed to you we are the party for you. We are the only party which can get us Back on Track so lets do just that.

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also here's a little debate I did with the Solidarity candidate u/ChainChompsky https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QKJm9lrVbNJcfWURgr17G9GBBwyHaViBAEM4Iuv77G8/edit?usp=sharing

Chi with the drip