"Hello all. Today, I am speaking to you about a measure that I believe would greatly improve the standard of healthcare on Ynys Môn. The main hospital here is Penrhos Stanley Hospital. Now, this hospital name is not memorable. It's a simple place name. It's quite dreary and dull, and if you don't speak Welsh, you won't understand half of it. What I am bringing forward is a radical measure to transform healthcare.

We should urgently rename Penrhos Stanley Hospital to Nicki Minaj Hospital, or to Ysbyty Nicki Minaj in Welsh. Is this unique? It definitely is. There are no other hospitals named after the rap queen. Not to mention, we should be celebrating Nicki for her achievements in popular music. Songs like Super Bass, Pound the Alarm and Anaconda were and still are key in modern rap, and in paving the road for female rap.

Nurses and doctors who work at this hospital wouldn't just work at any old hospital. They'd work at the Nicki Minaj Hospital. Wouldn't it inspire you to know that your place of work is dedicated to the queen of rap? Not to mention, it's a mark of quality. If you need to be treated at a hospital, seeing the Nicki Minaj Hospital will tell you that this hospital shares Nicki's work ethic and commitment to their craft. Just like Nicki, the generous queen, never rests in feeding her fans, the Nicki Minaj Hospital would never rest in caring for patients.

An audit for the hospital would be underwent before the renaming, to ensure it lives up to the high standards of having the queen of rap to its name. Under my proposal, we would deliver the hospital the investment it needs to be the Nicki Minaj Hospital, ensuring better healthcare for Ynys Môn residents. Vote for the Cardigan Community Healthcare Advocates Party in North Wales, because only we will deliver Ysbyty Nicki Minaj."