Chi0121 and Conservative Candidate Skullduggery12 take a trip to Warrington town centre to talk to prospective voters and get the word out!

Chi: "Bit of a chilly day today Skully mate, couldn't think of a nicer day to do this?"

Skully:"Well the forecast said it would be warm, have you not got your moms knitted jumper?"

Chi, somewhat solemnly: "I'm wearing it under my coat."

Chi and Skully out on the hunt in Warrington

They arrive at the town centre and begin handing out posters and leaflets, talking about the Conservative achievements of last term such as Getting Brexit Done and the creation of a National Cyber Security Centre. One voter pauses and asks Skully, "This is great and all but what are you going to do next?"

Skully grins, "I'm glad you asked! From defence to the economy to space we have got you covered. We're investing an extra £10Bn into the armed forces to ensure the living conditions and salaries of those who risk everything are at the best quality they can be. We are first and foremost the party for you and that is why we're freezing VAT, LVT and the lower rate of income tax to help everyone out across the country and making sure your money stays in your pocket. Did we mention we're taking Britain to the final frontier? It's imperative Britain isn't left behind so we are working ahead of the curve to ensure we are not with our own dedicated government department for space affairs"

"Wow that's pretty impressive! I like your cow too!" the voter exclaims.

Chi and Skully continue through the town, stopping at a food cart to have a good old fashioned bite to eat. Chi notices the vendor is also selling Jammy Dodgers - what a coincidence!

"Funny really, that you sell these, have you heard our policy about quintessential British items such as Jammy Dodgers?" Chi inquires

"I'm afraid I haven't" the vendor admits

"Well you're missing out! The Conservatives are offering tax breaks on classic British goods such as Jammy Dodgers and Scottish Whiskey as well as incentivising local producers such as yourself so we can really enjoy the Best of Britain. All you have to do is vote for my good friend Skully on election day" Chi tells the vendor passionately

"I'll be sure to remember that, thankyou!" The vendor says handing over two whopping sausage rolls

They reach the end of the town, fully satisfied and admire the beautiful architecture. Rather impressive" Chi says to Skully

"It is rather" Skully agrees

"I do hope it's preserved, it'd be an awful shame for it to all be blighted" A passer-by mentions, overhearing the two admirers

"Don't worry my friend! Under the Conservatives we will embraces a doctrine of Building Beautiful so that anything built in the local area will fit the aesthetic ensuring that our beautiful country remains beautiful" Skully informs the concerned citizen

The man nods, smiles and puts his thumb up and then shakes Skully's hand and Chi's hoof.

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God I should've been a pig