Maroiogog campaigns In Dorcester in support of his friend u/Stalin1953. He speaks in the main square from a stall where some volunteers are handing out leaflets.

“Hello Dorchester, let me introduce myself. I am Maroiogog, Labour candidate for the constituency of Surrey. I have come here today to show my support for my great friend Stalin1953, your Labour candidate. He is a candidate that believes that Britain deserves better than the current government. But why? Let’s look at the current budget.

The tear gas coalition has shown its true colors by underfunding the NHS, the department for work and pensions, railway electrification and the conversion to renewable energy. In addition to this, the blurples have already privatized ATC and the railways, and the LPUK manifesto clearly states the will to privatize ports, the BBC and, get this, the NHS. The Labour party does not want this country to become a Laizzes-Faire paradise for few to enjoy. Remember Dorcester, the same LPUK also wants to cut the top rate of income tax to 30%, whilst making the poor pay for healthcare. Surely we can all agree that this model is already failing the US and does not need to be replicated on this side of the Atlantic.

This past government has also shown the will to try and limit the influence of the people on public life. They have removed the right to vote for people aged between 16-18, removed the right to vote for prisoners, authorized the use of force on peaceful protesters and reduced the power of trade unions. Whoever those 2 parties are working for rest assured it is not the ordinary citizens of this country. When it comes to the ballot box, let them know how you stand on their actions.

I would also like to talk for a bit about the candidate you have in this constituency. Stalin is a very keen parliamentarian who will make sure your interests are heard loud and clear in westminster. His left wing views are solid, and will make sure to fight the against the tide the current government brought upon this country. Thank you for listening.”

Maroiogogo then swiftly leaves and heads to the train station where he catches a train to the next constituency he will visit.