Radio host: Our guest today is none other than, Muffin51

Muffin: OK, I'll stop you there, yes, I'm back here for an interview to campaign, but I want to make it very clear that I do no want to be here, but I am for some reason contractually required to show up.

Host: Well, that's certainly an introduction for our listeners to today's guest, prominent UBP member, Muffin5136. Now, why is it that you seem so unhappy to be appearing on our show today?

Muffin: Well, it's them Nationalists, isn't it, that lot in PBP who can't even get the basics rights to get us an Executive formed. They had one thing they needed to do, and they couldn't even do that right, shows why you can't trust a Nationalist with power. I'm here to talk about why people should vote for the UBP, and the simple one is that of parties set to form the Executive, we are the only viable option. The PBP couldn't even form it properly, NIP still support an Independent Northern Ireland referendum, whilst the SDLP were too busy getting upset over the idea of an Executive that they quit the process. Only the UBP can say it is committed to wanting an Executive that truly works for Northern Ireland.

Host: Well, thanks you for that, thought that is an odd characterisation of your Unionist allies don't you think?

Muffin: Yeah, probably is, but I'd be pretty bad at my job to discuss why you should vote for someone else wouldn't I? Nah, instead I'm going to talk about how only the UBP has a commitment to the workers of Northern Ireland through our no defecit plan and a plan to actually fund Northern Ireland though protecting our key workers from the dangers of automation. So far, only the UBP has spoken against the dangers of replacing humans with dangerous robots.

Host: So, any other topics you want to discuss then?

Muffin: Nah, not really, might as well stick on a song or something, people would probably prefer that to hearing me keep twiddling on about the inherent dangerous of the current Nationalist cause and leadership. Just remember, only through a vote for the UBP will you know your vote wasn't a victim of fraud