This election, you have the chance to vote for a relevant serious party, or you have the chance to vote for an irrelevant joke party like Unity or the MRLP.

As the leader of the MRLP, I am legally obliged to tell you to vote for the MRLP, for the reason that 2 point something percent of people in the UK have said they would vote for us, meaning statistically, we should get some of your votes.

If people don't vote for us, then that means they've been lying to YouGov when polled, and lying is wrong. In fact, lying is so wrong, only politicians are allowed to do, and are often encouraged to do it.

If you vote for us, then you do so with the consciousness decision that we will deliver our not-ifesto and not do any of the policies that are contained within it.

Basically, the tldr of this is that you should vote for us cos YouGov says you have to.