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I tried so hard not to look fucked and ended up looking super extra fucked instead
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This happened a while ago, just thought I'd share.

I was going to this party with some friends. Great company, awesome music, good times. 3 of us did MDMA that night and before we went out I remembered pictures of my first roll ever. Giant pupils and eyes WIDE open. In that moment I thought I looked normal but that turned out to be a lie. Soo after remembering my face while rolling hard I thought to myself "Haha! Not tonight! I'll actively try not to open my eyes until they look like they pop out of my skull!"

And it worked. Well... kinda. Instead of having my eyes wide open all the time I had them halfway shut all the time, which - in combination with giant pupils and my stupid grin - looked about 10x more fucked than the night I first did MDMA.

Lesson learned: I'll never try to look as sober as possible while rolling ever again. It doesn't work and just makes me look even stupider

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