so, I have a few things on my mind. lucky for you all, I can talk for days. firstly, I am LOVING my time in Japan, especially all the wins in the BosJ and FedExing dead rats to J8llombys room.

what a cute lil segue to my next point. Hey We Bleed Green. how's the gang doing? let's see if I can remember who any of you are. we got my best friend J8, my old best friend Woody (he's feeling a lil mad lately :(((), CapCon, Glee, and is Leo still in this? I don't know but I always love a chance to dunk on him. fuck you bro, p1 was mid and you're not even as good as he was.

now, unfortunately, I haven't had the delight of being bothered by Glee or CapCon, like ships in the ocean, our paths never crossed. so let's completely dismiss their accomplishments and skills to make a quick "who?!?!?" joke

I wanna talk about my new pal, J8llomby. how's Japan treating ya, pal? did you find Godzilla before you lost to me in the BosJ? or are you still on the hunt. you're a talented dude J8, but you're pretty stupid, and fairly rude sir.

we could've built up a group together and been stars, but you chose to stay complacent. and you run around on Twitter playing comedian, but I'd argue you're the worst person in this group, depends if Leo's still there or not. you are constantly out done by your peers and you laugh as it happens. sad to watch a star rot away in the shadows. but I've grown tired of trying to change your mind. no no, I'm shifting focus to the top.

Woody, we are very very familiar with one an other. you were a pivotal figure in the post Stevolution days. but so was Oni so how important was that time actually?

but oh no, looks like you lost your whole ass mind. loving the spooky creepy insanity arch that's going on, and your weird obsession phase (I get it, we've all been there). loving it so much in fact that I simply can't ignore you any more. I need to crack that pretty face of yours open. So if you actually wanna talk instead of sending the lackeys on Twitter, you know where I am, I left you a card.

And once I'm done with you Woody, I can twist the dagger one last time on the way out when I do what I came back to do and take the LLR title away from your hype house. hope to see you soon, darlings.