I eat Cornettos at 3 in the morning. Someone please stop me.

CARD

u/TeddyBeware Vs. u/CaptainConundrum54 - Teddy been touching the top of the Raw singles leader board, but perhaps after his journey through the tag division, the Captain will be able to put a stop to that.

Outer Circle (u/BrokenPenisJoke & u/DealerTokes) Vs. NGS (u/Genisis1224 & u/Steve_Chandler__) - BPJ without the IC title needs some new sport to hunt could the tag titles be the new path? Let's see how himself and Tokes fairs against one of Raws top tag teams.

Legion (u/RyRyLloyd & u/TheRandomGuy199) Vs. CSGN (u/DP123King & u/VitaminYes2000) - Cassius may or may not be IC champion by this point in time, but wouldn't it be funny if Random beat him? I'm rooting for you Random my love

KANYE WEST MEMORIAL TOURNAMENT: u/InstinctMan20 Vs. u/DetroitLionCobra - Oh sheeeeet. Here we go, tournament has begun and we kick off with two of the newer guys to Raw. DLC reps WCP and I will cry if someone repping WCP wins the tourney. I will also cry if someone repping CSGN wins the tourney.

KANYE WEST MEMORIAL TOURNAMENT: u/MidKnightDreary Vs. u/Chow_Lemon - MKD takes on SmackDowns representative in this tournament. So what I'm saying, MKD, is you better not fuck this up.

KANYE WEST MEMORIAL TOURNAMENT: u/MrDerpnees Vs. u/Bonanza86 - Aha, two WCP guys. Well, you boys ought to fight now and get your anger out your system.

Main Event: We Bleed Green (u/ItzzzWoody & u/Bahamas_is_relevant) & u/Mlgbonghits4 Vs. WCP (u/ResinOfficial, u/DariusShade & u/Eoin22) - You think just because Payback is over I'm gonna stop kicking your cunts in? You betrayed the shiva, and now you will die.

TECHNICAL SHIT

Here's some sexy rules for you new lads; https://loser-leaves-reddit.fandom.com/wiki/Monday_Night_RAW_Match_Prediction_Rules

Tiebreaker is time of Main Event

Deadline is the start of Raw; https://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/to?iso=20200901T01&p0=90&msg=RAW 31/8/20&font=cursive

Much love xx

Bong