TooRare is sat in a tree, smoking a cigarette and drinking some hippie like tea

Woah woah woah brother, I didn't know poking the bear resulted in a forceful recruitment. Sorry JJ, not interested in a cult... again. I was hoping we'd be a little more casual, lil promo back and forth, maybe you kidnap me and I burn your farm down. But it seems you wanna make it serious, so lets indulge your little fantasy.

Cut to TooRare sat on a tree stump in front of a fire as the sun sets in the background

Since it really seems to piss you off, I'm gonna drop the lil joke routine and bits for a minute. And I will talk to you fully honestly and seriously.

You call me a sheep. Use your little metaphor to imply you were the reason LLR thrived, and it died after you handed it off to me and the rest of that era. And I'll admit, running off for a year definitely didn't help. But it is pure arrogance to believe you had anything to do with LLRs success when you were barley a footnoot chasing the actually successful competitiors, and yet you accuse me of envy?

That sounds like projection, coming from a sad, scared, little boy who his hiding behind the mask of a holier-than-thou rightous man. Every word of your little speech was just hypocritical, the fear of the man you truly are.

You question my legacy. And honestly, I have recently as well. I mean, I claim myself "King of Hardcore", yet I never broke any of the Hardcore title records, none of the statistics. How much did I really define that title? But its not really about that. Its about how I took a joke title and turned it into a hot fucking run, with over a dozen guys in line waiting for a shot.

But I think you also forget, my legacy is also kinda a fucked up dude. Burning down buildings, broken bones, so much blood, illegal business practices, political assassinations, I totaled Laubi n Capcon w a semi truck, I've lost track of how many times I've tried to kill Steve. So I'll give you this one, you were right about the sinner. But I'm not looking to wash them away. In a fucked way, I'm quite proud of that part of my legacy. So a little extra reason the whole cult thing doesn't really work for me.

I don't need your creepy love, and I dont need saving. I live in a bunker in the woods, it's quite therapeutic. So how about you piss off. I don't live in the shadow of a pathetic man who can't even stand on his own feet long enough to cast one. If anything, you're playing catch up to me. You said yourself, time forgot you. It didn't forget me.

But I have a feeling you're not gonna drop this whole recruitment task, so I eagerly await your response. Jokes come back next time so appreciate this while you can. YOU need to thank me.

TooRare begins to put out the fire, before he turns back to the camera

Oh fuck, I almost forgot again. P1, you little piss baby. Angry I'm not giving you enough attention? Be patient, you're almost as pathetic as JJ. Wait your turn, you already got that piranha pit match. I'm still gonna kick your ass. I just gotta fight a cult and win the world title first. Hi Tokes. Oh and Woody is still kicking around. So like, damn, u really waiting. Hopefully this is enough to shut you up for a minute.