The shot opens with TooRare in his bunker, taking an ice bath

So, Rumble didnt go my way, but we're blowing past that real quick. I wanna quickly say good job Zquest, you got the best of me Saturday, fair is fair. good shit. so lets move onto the Main Event!

cut to TooRare now in the forrest

I make my way out, number 24, a pretty solid spot, and who do I see in the ring? P1, as expected, need to give him a lil slap. And Woody! not surprised, the dudes in love with me, so I gotta deal with that. but whats this??? Who do I see competing to face the LLR champ at WrestleMania? why its the LLR champ himself, Tokes. hmmmmm thats weird, but ok, whatever, I'll toss him too. I saw Steve too but I'm not mad at him so I'm glossing over that.

Now imagine my shock as I sat on the outside and watched Tokes toss the final superstar over the top. so the wrestlemania main event is Tokes therapy session as he fights himself? what bullshit.

What, too afraid to face anyone who might've won? Needed a backup for if ya lost in Australia? Or are you simply such a little bitch, you think you'll get the night off?

cut back to the bunker, this time TooRare has a piranha pit

I kept these after the P1 thing, look it up

Well, I hate to play spoiler, but no I don't. I'm going find my way into one of those chambers, and I'm gonna walk out of Australia either as champion, or with a championship ticket headed into Mania. but either way, WrestleMania ends with ME finally claiming the LLR Grand Slam Universal World Mid Atlantic United States International Undisputed Heavyweight Champion or whatever its called these days

TooRare starts to walk off before turning back around

Oh, I almost forgot, P1, Woody, Rumble has shown that you 2 arent done with me, and I will come for you each when the time is right. xoxo Gossip TooRare