TooRare is seen talking to someone off camera so Sora wakes up and meets Donald and Goofy an- Yes, from Micheal Mouse... Micky is a nickname, and he is no friend of mine. TooRare then notices the camera OH! hey

So, its been an eventful couple weeks. I met the weird kid, I beat the weird kid, I started training the weird kid, I was in a civil suit, I was eaten alive, and the guy who has spent MONTHS just talking about me showed up and kinda kicked my ass. Not to mention all the shit thats going on outside of the TooRare bubble. SO lets unpack everything

First, Ely. I know I kinda kicked your ass pretty badly, BUT I appreciate how much of a beating you gave back! So I decided to take you under my wing and train you. While you're still quite annoying, I see incredible potential, and crazy progress here at the camp. I believe can make you a future world champion!

Speaking of, the World Heavyweight Championship, the Undisputed Championship, the Grand Championship. Whatever you want to call it, it always escaped me. I had convinced myself that I was content with that. I'm an 8 time Hardcore champion TooRare then turns to a side camera though only 7 are recognized but whatever. TooRare rolls his eyes before looking back to the main cam but I've been feeling some regret. I've been having some thoughts about it. and hey, it looks like there are some empty spots for the War Games match. Maybe ol TooRare finds himself on one of those teams, leads his team to victory, wins the fatal 5 way between the winning team, and go on to Wrestle Kingdom and finally become Grand Undisputed World Heavyweight Champion

now, lets get to this past weekend. P1, you tossed me into a piranha tank. not cool dude. I mean what are we even doing here? lawsuits, piranha tanks, that weird deathmatch stip you added when I fought Ely. we have a long history, far too long to get into. I say this out of respect, but this ends with you in a body bag. The piranha match was just a taste of the beating you are owed. I'm proud of you for finally winning, but next time, it wont be as simple as tossing me in a pool.

Speaking of people who are owed a beating, Woody! got tired of getting left on seen, and pulled up to my front step, and kicked the shit outta me. What is your deal, darling? Didnt you just get closure or something with your mentor or some shit? I thought you'd chill out a bit. but I'll cut you some slack, the PPV hadn't happened at that point. Woody, I keep telling you, I will come to you when I decide. YOU don't get to dictate this. but, perhaps something is gonna happen soon. you aren't getting me one on one quite yet, but I promise we will share a ring before years end. just you wait lover boy.

before I go, as I alluded to, something outside the TooRare bubble has caught my eye. the existential eco warrior, GAIA. you remind me of someone I knew in a past life. nothing specific, just a familiar aura. you plan on seeing Chicago? maybe I'll run into you there. until next time gang