Reddit v. /u/datafucker

Case number: 14CC-02-1yt3mz

Plaintiff(s): Reddit represented by /u/loopsix

Defendant(s): /u/datafucker

Represented by /u/Robelius

Plea: Innocent

Judge: /u/bruce_xavier

Jury:

• /u/Hiei2k7
• /u/ZadocPaet
• /u/GhostOfWhatsIAName
• /u/ShamelessDistraction
• /u/TheGrandDalaiKarma
• [NEEDED]

Bailiff: /u/aMidnightToker

Bartender /u/Hold-My-Beer

guy who sits in the back with shifty eyes looking at his watch nervously /u/mrbarkyoriginal

Charges:

• Douchebaggery in the first degree
• Perjey
• Judge Impersonation

Evidence:

• Exhibit A: Douchebaggery

• Exhibit B: Perjury‎

• Exhibit C: Pretending to be a judge while not meeting the quilifications

• Exhibit D: Pretending to hate doge while using the meme

• Exhibit E: Karma Gained from Case. Not including the ~450 karma that was not gained from the self post.

New evidence has been provided from the prosecution

• The defense has resorted to threats: Exhibit F

Case Summary

/u/datafucker lied to the court in the doge case to gain that sweet sweet comment karma. He/She is overall a douche and should be banned. I was expecting someone else to do this, but I cant let these crimes go unpunished.

Verdict:

Case status: In session

KARMA COURT DOES NOT CONDONE DOWNVOTE BRIGADES.