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Heavenly Father,
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In Your infinite wisdom, You have called some to give their lives for noble causes. Today, I humbly offer my mortal coil, not for peace or justice, but for the Jags to triumph over the Bills on this Monday night.

Should my sacrifice be required—my breath for a touchdown, my soul for a field goal—let it be done. Let my fleeting existence fuel Trevor's arm and bring forth the roar of Duval like thunder from the heavens.

If my demise brings victory, may my spirit forever dwell in the nosebleeds, and let my afterlife be a tailgate in Your eternal parking lot.

Amen.

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I need some joy in my life, please just this one time 🙏

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