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*The Brentwood Five Massacre* ends the debate over whether one person has the ability to stab four sleeping people to death in under 11 minutes.
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Matthew de Grood stabbed five people to death at a house party in Calgary on April 15, 2014.

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To be fair, it has never been much of a debate. Some Probergers seem to not have much of a grasp of some basic concepts like time, distance, direction. This gives rise to oft repeated tropes like "he is not a ninja". The time needed, if acted out, is probably a few minutes as distances are small and sadly less than 30 seconds would be needed to inflict very many quickly fatal wounds with that large military knife. The related trope is that the house was a "maze" - as if Theseus would have struggled in the King Rd minotaur labyrinth without leaving a thread or trail of breadcrumbs to go kitchen >> stairs up >> left or right.

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The London Bridge mass stabbing is another similar example. 5 people stabbed, 2 fatally, in 6 minutes, in an attack that started in the toilets of a large building, ranged through meeting rooms and then out into street. No one in the meeting room heard the first two (fatal) attacks happening in the adjoining toilets.

Salman Rushdie is currently promoting his new book, which describes how he was stabbed over 20 times, very nearly fatally, in under 25 seconds.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_London_Bridge_stabbing

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your forgetting kaylee endured 50 stab wounds

You are inventing details, unless perhaps you have a source for this?

 Kohberger isnt a ninja

ding, ding, ding -- and we have a Proberger winner! Clearly not - a ninja wouldn't have been so oafish as to drop his sheath when faced with resistance from two young women. His driving also suggests more a gawking goon than "ninja".

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Two words: no DNA

Two more accurate words: sheath DNA

(ignoring DNA is an abbreviation for two words, so we actually have 3 words)

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Plus he cleaned up a bit in the bathroom as well

Often even the most deranged mass killers can't tolerate limescale or streaky mirrors. Those who sprinkle when they tinkle should be sweet and wipe the seat, and that goes double for psycho killers.

Do you have any source or credible report for "mutilation" of bodies, photography and bathroom cleaning?

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no longer have to cram a break in, four murders, securing evidence, hiking around the building, Etc. inside of 11 minutes.

There was no break in. The road/ parking area is a few metres from the back door - no need to hike around a building, there is no fence/ separation of garden from that side road. It takes a few seconds to remove a hoodie and gloves, similar to place into a bag. You seem to have a wildy exaggerated estimate of how long very simple tasks take.

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please* be wrestling...

I am of mixed emotions - wrestling in side dishes and condiments brings up repressed trauma. My uncle's best friend, Hamish "Undercrackers" McCracken suffered heinous injuries after wrestling in an inflatable pool of unpasteurised potato salad (with celery pieces). Rampant salmonella caused the world to fall out of his bottom.

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"we don't know for a fact the he isn't actually a ninja".

Exactly! He looks a bit more teenage mutant reptile than ninja, but we don't know he isn't trained like one of those Italian murder turtles.

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It's the complete absence of ANY victim DNA in Kohberger's car, apt, home, & office

That is explained very simply by two endeavours particularly terrifying and disconcerting to Probergers: "washing" and "science". Peer reviewed, published scientific studies show it is easy to wash away all DNA and blood and leave no trace (studies linked in blue text for each):

Many cases involve scenes where people were actually stabbed to death being cleaned of all blood/ DNA in under an hour. Claudia Maupin and Oliver Northup were stabbed, mutilated, disembowelled and dismembered by a 14 year old school-boy, Daniel Marsh, who left no DNA at the scene, on the bodies (despite sexually motivated assault, organ removal and insertion of objects into wound cavities) and cleaned away all traces of victim blood and DNA on him or tracked to his home.

Given 7 weeks to repeat wash a car where no one was actually stabbed, surely Kohberger could clean as effectively as a 14 year old school boy? Please feel free to peruse the linked scientific studies, real case examples, DNA cleaning products and critique these. I fear for the most devout Probergers that ignoring science and real case examples is the only rinse and repeat they engage with regarding the car cleaning.

https://preview.redd.it/5qkofyydyl0d1.jpeg?width=1088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=731ed33b21d9e1f36d8dfbb8daa0a886edf60884

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coleslaw contest

Eating, making, or wrestling?

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True they are only rumours

So the "indications" have been downgraded to "rumours"? What next, will the "rumours" be downgraded to "stories"?

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Cram a break in? Does she mean cram stabbing people?

I took it to mean forced entry to house, which we know did not happen - police stated no forced entry (so back door was open it seems)

But good point on break, very tiring activities - plus the house was a huge maze. He maybe needed a cup of tea after navigating the myriad corridors, twists and turns

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they couldn't disarm the attacker

In the London attack, one of the men was able to take a narwhal tusk off the wall and used that to fend off the attacker. Another blasted him with a fire extinguisher. But indeed, unarmed people against someone with a big knife are pretty powerless. Eta - picture of narwhale tusk and fire extinguisher both in action

https://preview.redd.it/uptkbjvinz0d1.jpeg?width=482&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1e395c0e848c2eedf420e766e78b2fd647626ca

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One that was messaging me (shriek) - had even been sending him postcards. Mentioned discord group - posts, talking points and complaint/ reporting etc coordinated. I suppose it's a hobby. She had been booted from some sub on here.

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We enjoy the presumption of not being a ninja until proven otherwise in this country

😄😄😄😂🤣

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they weren't able to disarm or incapacitate him

Yes, the narwhal tusk just held him at bay until the armed police arrived. Iirc they thought he was wearing a suicide bomb vest too ( he wasn't but he may have faked one)

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Found our bold predictions, on the bold predictions post

We are the smartypants! Move over Coffindafty! 😄 It was on this post, i just looked it up:

https://www.reddit.com/r/MoscowMurders/s/QSQsu6Ubmt

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there a discord channel with ‘today’s talking points’ o

Sadly enough, it seems there is, according to former extreme Proberger at least

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