My wife and I have been together only a handful of years. We’ve been “open” all along. Before I met her I was married previously. My ex and I were also totally open. Have loved the hotwife life for pushing two decades now but never been into the humiliation sorta thing. That’s neither here nor there. Just otherwise cool with my partners doing their thing.

Anyway…. My wife has always been totally curious about my ex’s exploits so she asks a lot of questions. Well last night — with lots of liquid courage in her bloodstream — my wife made an incredible proposal.

“I want to know every fun thing she did that I haven’t yet done or we haven’t done since we have been together. I want a list. A detailed list. And then I’m going to check alllllll the boxes. Want to make sure you have no reason to doubt I’m the most fun you’ll ever have.”

Never has anyone created a new note in their iPhone so quickly in the history of iPhones…