Now I know what you're thinking, aww look at this typical egirl begging for attention, wanting to sit on someone's face as they are carried as a cat to diamond. And no, you'd be wrong on two accounts. I'm not a girl. Just because I have tits and a vagina that has been pissing me off with deciding to menstruate doesn't make me a girl. I'm non-binary and I'm a bunny so there. And SECONDLY, I want to be used and played with not boosted. I enjoy having mentally positive teammates over positive KDA.

I found myself talking to a potential duo after reading their post in a League discord server wanting a Seraphine to play APC. I'm a silly little bimbo support main. I've never played carry before, but I do play a mean Moonstone support. How much harder could it be to carry?

I could feel my cunt clench in excitement. My turtleneck felt noticably tighter as my aroused nipples reminded me I'd been too lazy to put a bra on today. He starts explaining the intricacies of how Seraphine APC works with Senna support. At a few points the explanation overlaps with my own knowledge but I cannot help enjoying the humiliation of being mansplained how some of my favorite champions work. I rub my hands over my chest. There's a limited amount of play I can do while on my period but this I enjoy. I pull on my nipples through my turtleneck, pretending it's his firm fingers, long and nimble from grinding out this stupid game day in and day out. I wish my fingers were as muscular as his, and crush my tits in my hands as I squeeze them tight.

"Low ELO players have such big egos", he complains. He wants someone obedient who listens to his shot calls. It's all I can do not to respond "Yes Sir! That's me!" But I am silent other than to offer commentary or ask follow up questions.

He offers a lame apology since he ditches me before we can even play. Obligations to fulfill duoing with his friend who he lost LP for. It makes me think if I had him, I'd have him forever based on how poorly I'd play. Just imagine how much LP we'd lose together. He would still say "good pet, good bunny" when I was able to pull off a good move but reassure me when we would lose the game.

At this point I'm turned on. I'm revving to go, thinking perverted thoughts about this poor guy who just wanted someone to talk to about the meta report. He's silent for an hour or two. The last vibration to set me off is him apologizing because he neglected me to watch tiktoks for an hour and he goes right back into explaining how different weird enchanter APC matchups work. I've been wanting to learn to play Lux support recently and between his words and the lewd lux fan art that keeps coming up on my reddit home page i think I just might.

That's it. I grab my dildo and head for the bathroom.

My dildo fills me up. It's blue length is shoved against my cervix. My cervix complains with sharp pain as I slide down against it's full length. I sit on the edge of the bathtub still messaging this young man I have yet to convince to teach me his ways and carry me in this stupid video game I love c-- so much. The dildo gets comfier the more aroused I get and it's even pleasurable to feel and do squats on top of. All the while this guy has no idea what a degenerate little whore I am.

Eventually I excuse myself from the conversation saying I have to take care of some things on Reddit. He understands and I ask if he'll have time to play tomorrow. Maybe I'll help him with his college classwork in exchange for a few private League of Legends...lessons.