Your friend Jacob secretly adopted you, and is bringing you to meet his dad over dinner. Unfortunately, it's hard for hungry kittens to hide their true natures. (Slice of life in the beginning, spice and fluff near the end)

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Characters:

Dad: Speaker

Son’s new friend (the neko): Listener

Jacob- Son: background character, no lines

Kurt: the house cat– true chaotic orange cat- matches the listener's personality. no lines

Tags:

Pinned down, small speaker, caretaker x speaker, dad, daddy, neko, catboy, neko listener, adopted, smoking, addiction, food assurance, kitten, M4M, soft dom speaker, strangers to ???, physical, physical comfort, cuddles, panic comfort, crying comfort, new family, ddlb 

Scriptbin: https://scriptbin.works/s/423j2 

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You must be my son’s new friend! Oh please, *name* is fine. Come in! But watch your step, our cat likes to hide amongst the shoes. *meaoww\* There he is! Would you look at that, Kurt looks just like you, what with those big sparkly eyes and fluffy hair. 

*chuckling* 

Jacob, what did I tell you about picking up more strays? I’m just messing with you.

*Receives cookies from listener*

Thank you, these cookies look very cool, I like the fishy shapes! …Tuna flavoured? 

\pause… processing…**

Ohh how thoughtful, Jacob must’ve told you about our baby boy Kurt! Sorry, for… me? Me. You want me to eat them? 

\sniff, gagging sound… awkward silence** 

Uh yeah! We’ll see about the desert after dinner, how does that sound? Now go wash up boys, I’m just finishing up the kimbap. 

\at the dinner table\**

Is that so? You said it’s a… doggy dog world? Say that again? 

\chuckles, “doggy dog” under his breath** 

I think you mean dog-eat-dog, dear boy. You’re so silly it’s adorable… where did you find him Jacob?

*pause*

Now what circumstances would motivate a man to tape 21 cigarettes together? To make some sort of cigarette pan-flute? Now that you mention it though… 

*get close to ear and smell listener, playfully\*

Ah, the smoker’s stench, I knew I recognized that familiar smell. No, no! Nothing against you personally, but I feel like I have to let you know– as an ex smoker– 32 years and counting, the smell of smoke always brings back… so many… 

\close up breathing** 

temptations… 

I’m so sorry– I didn’t want this to be your first impression of me– I promise I’m not some wrinkly, ripened, indulgent chainsmoker, but a man has desires, you know? Addictive desires I have no intention indulging in ever again. Would you mind if I gave you a fresh set of clothes to change into? Just so I’m not so… distracted… Thank you for understanding. Come, follow me upstairs.

\footsteps coming down stairs**

Oh my– you sweet little thing look at you! You’re practically swimming in all that fabric!

On you, my dress shirt looks… well, less shirt and more dress! Hang on, before you dig in let me roll up those sleeves, kimchi’s not easy to wash out.

\Fabric noises**

… There we go. Now please, eat up! And I mean it– a boy like you should have more muscle on those bones! See how easily my hands circle your wrists? 

\listener is trying to break free playfully. Vocalize struggling- fabric rustling and “no you don’t” “ah cmere you” “aw keep struggling”* *listener meows**

Did… you just… no… must’ve been Kurt. 

\suggestively** 

Anyways, if you ever want to stand a chance against me, you’ll have to eat whatever I’m feeding you… whenever I’m feeding you. All of it. 

Aww… look at that… you’re drooling all over! Is the spice a little much for you? I’m sorry– let me get you some milk. 

*pouring SFX\*

Woah damn, you really like milk huh? Try to save some room in there for solid food, would ya?

\Sound fades out. Time skip dinner is finished\** 

You boys really cleaned those plates! Oop– you’ve got some rice on your cheek, here let me just get that for you… wha– 

\caught off guard but amused as listener licks the rice off speaker’s finger* *ah– hah? ~chuckling~ hmmmm…** 

Jacob, your friend even acts like Kurt too! It hasn’t even been an hour and I’ve got him eating out of my hand, such a good boy~

*purring\*

\suspectedly but playfully**

Hang on, what was that? I know what I heard, and this time it definitely came from you, c’mere!

\struggle noises, pinning listener down in chair**

Gotcha! Nuh uh– on top of you with my knee between your thighs and my arms pinning you to  your chair– there’s no chance you’re escaping.

Now, I wonder what would happen if I wrapped an arm around your waist, slipped the other down your lower back… and… 

\rustling noises, finds a tail** 

AHAH! A neko I knew it! Jacob– not again! You can’t just keep going to the shelters and pretending to adopt… there are laws and regulations and–

Oh no– I’m so sorry please… please don’t cry. Come– let me wipe those tears away. That’s it, just hide your cute little nose in my neck. Hopefully I don’t smell too sweaty– oh~~? Was that a nuzzle I just felt? Mmmm… I’ll take it you don’t mind too much. That’s it, press yourself into my chest. Now deep breaths, on my count. In… and out… (*Repeat however many times\)*

Mhm, feel my fingers tracing patterns on your back? That’s a good boy. And my arms heavy around you? That’s it baby boy, keep breathing. Feel my chest rising and falling? Just match my rhythm.

\just breathing noises**

I’m so sorry kitten, it was not appropriate for me to yell– I was just surprised, and honestly, saddened that my son didn’t tell me he wanted to adopt. Last time he tried this, he accidentally kidnapped our neighbour’s neko– I swear that boy is obsessed. 

*pause- Jacob pipes up*

Jacob, what do you mean you weren’t pretending? Do you actually mean– you did it properly this time? Can I see the certificate?

*pause to read it over* 

I’m impressed, you really did it! You are absolutely welcome here. Assuming you want to stay, that is. And assuming we won’t have to fight off any other potential caretakers? Well then, I guess it’s settled. Let’s set you up on the couch for tonight and tomorrow, we can look into a more permanent room situation, ok? You’re safe now. Welcome home, kitten.