I bought the Humble Weekly Bundle for one game, you guys. I think I might be doing adulthood wrong.

BUT.

My folly is your gain! I have up for grabs:

• The Cat Lady

• Ms. Splosion Man

• Defenders Quest: Valley of the Forgotten

• The Yawhg

• Valdis Story: Abyssal City

• TWO copies of Long Live the Queen

• Hatoful Boyfriend

• The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

• World of Goo

BUT WAIT.

Don't do anything til you read the rules, m'kay? I'll wait for you to finish.

...

Great, so now that we've established that the GoG rules are important and everyone has read them because they're so important, here are the entry requirements!

1) Upvote for visibility! There are plenty of games to go around, let's make sure everyone has a fair shot.

2) Link your SteamID

3) Tell me which game you would like.

4) Write me a poem about said game. Any type of verse! Rhymes, haikus, sonnets, "experimental" or cliche (roses are red, etc etc), whatever floats your boat. It can be as long or as short as you desire, and it can be about any aspect of the game. Let your imagination run wild!

5) This one's not really a requirement, more of a suggestion/request. I've had an absolutely dreadful week, so if you've got any cute animal gifs lying around, I'd be real happy to see them :)

And that's it! I'm going to close this Saturday night at an as of yet undetermined time, and will pick winners (and hopefully send out their keys) on Sunday afternoon. You've got at least 48 hours to come up with something!

Good luck!

EDIT: Winners have been picked and keys sent out. Not all games were gifted, for various reasons. Thanks to all who entered - your silly animal gifs got me through the end of the week :)