So I just got back home from Dragon*Con, and after going through my purchases and doing some basic accounting (by which I mean I literally just counted the money left in my wallet), I have leftover funds! Fuck yeah, self-control. So in the interest of spreading the love, I'll be spending $30 on Steam games for you fine folks.

But first, requirements:

• Read the damn rules. All of them. DO IT NOW. And then link your Steam ID in your entry.

• Upvote this post for visibility, please.

• Tell me the game/dlc you want - and remember, it doesn't have to be $30. If ya'll request cheaper games, more people will get gifts! Hooray!

• Tell me why I should pick you - convince me that you will put time into the game you are requesting. "It looks cool" is not, has never been, will never be a persuasive argument. You can do better!

• If you make me giggle, you get bonus points.

I will be choosing winners Wednesday evening. Good luck, gamers!

EDIT: Congratulations to winners /u/Xylobe, /u/Hrash0, and bonus winner /u/mattsmithDW! You should all receive a Steam invite and/or PM momentarily. Thank you to everyone who entered; it was legitimately hard to choose just a few winners. Hope to be able to do this again soon!