...in retrospect, I may have gone a little overboard when coming up with some of these questions. Oh well. :3

• What GWA tags are you most drawn to, and what do you wish there were more of?

• Do you listen to audios for purely intellectual reasons, or do you use them for sexy wand-polishing / cauldron-stirring activities? If you do, how important are sexy audios to your self-pleasure exploits?

• If you could time travel to any point in history for sexytimes, when/where would you go and who would you have wild sexual escapades with? (You can also bring someone from your own time period with you, if you're so inclined)

• What's your favorite sexual fantasy that you've never been able to fulfill yet?

• If you had the ability to become some kind of sexy supernatural creature (vampire, incubus/succubus, mermaid, multi-tentacled Lovecraftian horror, etc.), what would you want to be?

• How many sex toys do you own that strongly resemble lightsabers? Do they have the elegant designs of the Jedi, or the harsher, more forceful designs of the Sith? And how many of them are curved like Count Dooku's lightsaber?

• If you have a penis, have you ever pretended it was a lightsaber and made lightsaber swooshing noises while waving it around? If you don't have a penis, have you ever grabbed someone else's penis and done the same while pleasuring it?

• Have you ever had a partner write things on your skin, and was it Harry Potter fanfiction?

• During their orgasm, would you prefer that your partner whimper quietly as they cum, scream their pleasure loudly, or just moan at a moderate volume? Or would you prefer that they drop some dubstep beats as they cum? (example: "Yeah, baby, I'm cumming- KRRRRRRRNK WUB WUB WUB PEWDEEDOODEEDOO")

• What is your favorite position, and is it Dragon Style? (in which the woman swoops down, arms outstretched like wings, and the man has to thrust his Dragonslaying Spear at just the right spot or risk being killed by fire... if the woman doesn't actually breathe fire for some reason, she can just aggressively blow puffs of air at the man's face while going "rawr rawr give me your treasures, human")

• Would you ever consider giving a sexy countdown in fractions, in which the other person can only cum if you reach a value of less than 50%, but you use fractions like 670/1337 (which equals 51.08%) just to troll them?

• Would you do a sexy Lord of the Rings roleplay, and if so, would you refer to the penis (assuming a penis is involved) as The Tower of Barad-dûr (bonus points for referring to the slit as The Eye of Sauron)

• Have you ever listened to sexy audios while trading on the stock market, and if so, during the climax portion of the audio, did you shout "CALL ME THE NARWHAL OF WALL STREET, BABY"?

• If you have just had an orgasm, would you allow your partner to continue pleasuring you, or would you insist that your extremely sensitive sexy bits are now a "keep away!" zone? And what are your feelings on marathon blowjobs / marathon cunnilingus (in which your partner orally pleasures you again and again, virtually non-stop, over the course of several hours?)

• What's your favorite thing to do after getting some good luvin'? (sleep, eat ice cream, discuss why Harry/Ginny is a terrible pairing, etc.)

• FINAL QUESTION: Is it ever acceptable to rickroll someone during sex? If you do believe it's acceptable, then when is the best time to do it to someone (for example, during their orgasm, or during foreplay, or perhaps when that person is orally pleasuring you, etc?)