• Initial Mood: Low/Skeptical
• Initially hears new units are Mag/Hybrid
  • Looks at my bench
  • Missing 7* Mag and Hybrid Unit
  • Mood: Happy
• Listens to Preview
• Tiana labeled as Magic dealers, sub-healer
  • Initially Intrigued
  • Looks at sprite
  • Mood: Ecstatic
  • Hears support is RNG, with possible deadly bad rolls
  • Mood: Less Ecstatic
  • Hears good with throwing weapon
  • Looks at Weapon bench and only sees Yin-Yang Charm
  • Mood: Ambivalent, but Hopeful
  • Looks at TMR, and does not see a good throwing TMR
  • Mood: Sad
  • Does not hear elements, chains, or imperils
  • Mood: Depressed
• Listens to Felix
  • Hears TDH Hybrid
  • Mood: Mixed ^{wanted a DW variant for no reason}
  • Hears Earth/Fire imperil/imbune
  • Mood: Happy ^{due to uncommon earth element w/ flexibility}
  • Looks at weapon bench and list
  • sees low ATK/Mag stats, or stuck on hammers/gun/fist/5* base I don't have
  • Mood: Confused ^{weird weapons for chainers}
  • Looks at chaining family
  • Octoslash, AR, and maybe Graviton Cannon chaining
  • Looks at bench
  • No Grav, too hard to chain with AR x2 , Biased against Octoslash ^{Haven't gotten over the Aerith deal}
  • Mood: Sad
• Rewinds back to MK ^{wasn't paying attention initially}
  • Hears innate provoke gear: 20%
  • Accessory
  • Notices Ozetta can get max focus without clothes
  • Mood: Happy ^{get your mind out of the gutter}
  • Looks at regular UoC timing
  • Possibly Expensive MK ticket
  • Looks at provoke accessory again and assume it's super expensive
  • Mood: Annoyed
  • Hears Christmas units are bonus
  • Notices one benched Tinkerer and plan to get another regardless, and FFUoC which was potentially going to Kryla for Tetris
  • Mood: Okay
  • Remembers old 5* bases getting lesser-standard rates
  • Mood: Frustrated
• Final Mood: Low

• Two Days Later Edit...
• Pre-Maintenance News come in
• Old Units
  • See Step-up
  • See Shared Triple Rainbow
  • Looks at bench screen
  • See Lilith, Prompto 6*, Machina, Roy, eventual e.Beatrix
  • Looks at hoard and schedule
  • Realizes hoarding for Elly
  • Mood: Low-ish ^{Better than Halloween though}
• Looks at Tiana News
  • Sees water/lightning/earth imperil
  • Sees Earth consecutive-powerup move
  • Mood: Redeemed
  • Looks at Earth move again
  • Assumes Quake frames for chaining ^{probably on some other move}
  • Mood: Hesitant
  • Sees AoE HP/MP heal attached to W-Castable move
  • Mood: Skeptically Happy
  • Looks at STMR stat, and sees no SPR
  • Assumes HP/MP based on SPR mod, with damage based on MAG mod
  • Mood: Skeptically Reserved
• Looks at Felix
  • Don't notice anything new beyond two earth-locked moves
  • Mood: Unchanged
• Notices MK update
  • Looks at Wrapped Gift (provoke accessory)
  • Notices unmentioned random skill
  • Remembers some bad Yankee Swaps
  • Mood: Scared
• Looks at internal reflections
• Final Mood: Skeptically Reserved, awaiting maintenance day

It could be worse I guess.

Edit: If only Reddit allowed really indented bullets, to visualize my mood. A person can dream.