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My neighbor called me while I was gooning and I answered it with my eyes rolling back
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I’ve got a neighbor who is just always asking to borrow stuff. She’s maybe in her early 40s. She’s pretty, but definitely kind of weird. But I’m the one edging my brains out.

I was literally milking my cock hard as fuck, when my phone started ringing. At first I was annoyed, because I knew she was going to ask something. But then the hot idea of what if I just gooned and tried to talk normally to her on the phone. I was extremely high, and sometimes I love talking to people while high. I answered and immediately felt my own voice shake from the thrill and pleasure

She answered and asked if I was sick. I said “nooo…sorry!” But I could hear in my own voice, the sounds of a mind completely edged out. it was hard to form sentences while talking to her, and it made it so hot. I asked what she was calling for and she began talking about whether or not I could smell weed. I laughed and said it was probably me and she said “oh okay no worries! I was wondering if it was my housemate” … at this point I stroked myself as fast and hard as possible, to where my phone was shaking in my hand with how hard I was milking. It felt insane and I even let my eyes roll back while she talked.

Then I regained my composure and told her to let me know if it ends up stinking too much from the weed and then slapped my cock against my leg multiple times hard so she could hear through the phone.

She eventually hung up and I stroked my cock for like 3 more hoursssss

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