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[39M] How to be a perfect goonette.
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Here is Daddy's guide on how to be a perfect goonette, in 10 easy steps. 🥰
- Always edge yourself. You should be on the verge of cumming at all times, but never actually orgasm.
- Always be wet. Be ready to receive cock at any moment.
- Always be naked at home. This makes all holes available.
- Always goon babble. Talking intelligibly is not for little horny sluts.
- Always have porn running on at least one screen while at home.
- Always listen to sexy moans and porn noises on your headphones while out in public.
- Update this subreddit daily about how incredibly desperate and horny you are.
- Write on your own body how much of a desperate little cumslut you are.
- Your fingers should be pruned, and your vibrator should always be charging.
- Good girls don't cum.
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