Now I know what you're thinking... It's another one of those "please be my mommy and spit in my mouth" posts... But I'm here to tell you that's not what I'm looking for.

Instead, I want to genuinely go on a "reddit date" so to speak. Being a shy, timid boy (I'm a Pisces for those of you who are into astrology), I prefer to bond with women who are gentle, kind, and enthusiastic about doling out care for their potential partners. That doesn't mean I want you to mommy me, not yet anyways >.<

I want you to go on a date with me knowing that I'm a soft, beta boy who probably (definitely) watches way too much porn, masturbates constantly, and has a crippling mommy kink. You like no cum gooners? I'm your guy! You want a shy boy who thinks about big porn tits maybe a tad more than what might be considered healthy? Here I am! Being a horny virgin complicates things even more, since I can't make a distinction between hanging out and playing games and getting hard and thinking this is something sexual.

But there's also the side of me that wants to share dreams and goals. Is there something that you want to tell a friend that will give you the time of day? I want to listen to you while swooning and probably sneaking peaks at your cleavage. A career-focused women with lofty goals? Tell me me all about it while I "readjust" my boxers... This is a bit of smut and a bit of genuine connection all meshed into one weird stew.

Also nothing is off the table. Feel free to ask me anything or tell me anything that tickles your curiosity! As an ice breaker I'll start off by saying, if we went on a first date, I'd try to cook for you. A creamy, goopy plate of carbonara... Start off by rating my date idea and tell whether you love or hate pasta!

Thank you for reading and coming this far! Take care and stay safe!