It's 20 after 9 He got here just in time To hear that silly line I told my future wife He kept getting it wrong Tried to say it all day long It smells like Updog, updog, updog Seems I made a mistake Saying that today It seemed really tame So, I said it just the same Turns out he'll try this joke all day It smells like Updog, updog, updog (CHORUS) It's a waste of time if you ask me To ask everybody, just to see If someone ask him what smells like Updog, updog, updog To tell you the truth, that joke's not the best But he went and laughed and now he's gone and tried to get a chuckle out of that It smells like Updog, updog, it smells like updog (Whatcha know about it, Jimbo) Well, a laugh is what he sought It's harder than he thought To have someone to get caught Will they laugh or will they not? Don't wanna kill his fun But when will he be done It smells like Updog, updog, updog (CHORUS)

Looks like Dwight's coming up this way He'll ask what's updog, updog, updog

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