Coming soon - Get a detailed view of why an account is flagged as spam!
view details

This post has been de-listed

It is no longer included in search results and normal feeds (front page, hot posts, subreddit posts, etc). It remains visible only via the author's post history.

1
Kisses from a celebrity, gum, and pills.
Post Flair (click to view more posts with a particular flair)
Post Body

Ok buckle up y'all, this is a weird one. So I was in Demi Lovato's house for some reason. I can't remember exactly why I was there. We were walking through the house talking to each other and all of a sudden she starts wanting to kiss me and put herself on me. I don't like women like that so I pushed her off of me. She asked me why and for some reason I didn't tell her 'hey bitch I'm gay I don't like you like that.' Instead I gave some excuse about me smelling bad and I brought up some stuff that is going on in my actual real life personal life. She just said oh and kept on kissing me and stuff. Then the dream skips forward to that evening and her boyfriend is there. This is when the dream starts deteriorating and getting weirder. I was in the living room on the couch and there was a hallway beside the TV. At the end of this hallway on the left was Demi's bedroom at the very end was the bathroom she was kissing me in. Idk why I remember the layout of the house so clearly. Anyway I was sitting on the couch chewing gum and watching TV. I heard Demi and her boyfriend in their bedroom giggling and talking about stuff and I thought hey maybe I should join them. So I start crawling to the door and peer over the door frame? They kind of noticed me and I slinked back to the beginning of the hallway and peered over the side. Demi did the same thing at her doorframe. I saw that she saw me so I recoiled out of sight. Demi mirrored me again and told her boyfriend I was being weird. When I heard that I bolted like a dog on all fours to the end of the hallway and tried to communicate to Demi what I was doing. (Looking back on this I don't even know what I was trying to do) but I couldn't speak because the gum kept on growing and growing in my mouth and it became harder and harder to talk. I tried swallowing the gum or spitting it out but it kept on growing back. So I resorted to hand signals. Demi was like 'oh do you need some medication?' I signaled yes and tried to say 'meds!' (I don't even take medication for anything in real life so idk what the fuck this was.) So she went to the bathroom and got an M&M tube filled with an assortment of pills and she tried to dump the whole tube in my mouth. I caught two of them and when that happened I was able to speak again. I told her 'oh my God I just needed two of them, are you trying to kill me?' Then she tackled me and I woke up.

Author
Account Strength
100%
Account Age
3 years
Verified Email
Yes
Verified Flair
No
Total Karma
7,488
Link Karma
1,134
Comment Karma
6,097
Profile updated: 7 hours ago
Posts updated: 1 week ago

Subreddit

Post Details

We try to extract some basic information from the post title. This is not always successful or accurate, please use your best judgement and compare these values to the post title and body for confirmation.
Posted
3 years ago