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42 [M4F] New Zealand - Wanna be BFFs. But also naked BFFs? I promise dad jokes, cat pics along with way too many selfies to go with it.
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cats_and_dick is a male age 42 looking for a female in New Zealand
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A female cop pulled me over the other day, and she said

"Anything you say will be held against you"

So I responded

"Boobs"

Now thats out of the way, and you've (hopefully) had a laugh, let me get to the meat (hehe) of my post

Heres some: Free Samples of my body. I'm happy to provide face pics as well, but not quite brave enough to do that on the a reddit post

I'm looking for friends to talk to during the day about whatever, like normal friends, but also exchange nudes sporadically while doing it. There is something about having a normal conversation but seeing nudes at the same time is just awesome. Sure there are tons of nudes on the internet, but when you know the person a little, theres a little more fun to it.

Please be open to sharing your face, and please be over 25. there are always exceptions to the rule, and you'll know if you are.

Here's a few brief facts about me

  • single and not looking to change it

  • will tell the worst (best) dad jokes. (how do you find Will Smith in the snow? Fresh prints)

  • cats over dogs. But only just. I love all animals.

  • gamer, but not really into anime.

  • avid reader.

  • has a kiwi accent.

What am I looking for? I'd prefer you to be Someone who wants more than a one night thing. Beyond that, come at me via dm or pm. If you have a light post history, tell me a little about you in the message too?

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