My white-gray hair glows like a halo and blue eyes sparkle when I look at you. You might think I'm perfectly harmless, the ordinary granpa. But lordy, you'd be so wrong about that. You seem so demure, sweet and innocent. Maybe you blush or feel a tingle at my gaze. But I know that's just your defensive wall and you're just dying to let me knock it down. Open the barn door and let your wild, filly run. Because you know that men like me just love to make good girls feel special. We take our time exploring your curves, finding your errogenous zones. Making you glad you're a woman in the most erotic way.

Hello all. Let's let the good times roll! Or, as we say in Louisiana "Laissez les bons temps rouler"

I'm looking to make new friends. I don't care about your ethnicity as I believe in the simple mantra of "Love All, Serve All". Age is also not an issue (although I prefer you to be at least 25)

Are you fun and flirty? Want to stroke an older man's ego? Want to talk trash with me? I have a wife, (which is not the same thing as being married BTW) and maybe you have a husband / SO, but just want to have fun with other people. Or maybe you're living a Dead Bedroom like me? If you're in a dry spell how do you get off? Tell me how I can make you feel good. Don't be shy...as long as you're a good girl that is. But, if you turn bratty or pout, then there will be some discipline.

So, here's a question to get us started down this Erotic Reddit Rabbit Hole:

What is your favorite analogy for sex? Mine is: Sex is like a good glass of whiskey. Made to be sipped and savored.

I only ask for a few simple things:

1 - If we happen to get far enough along in the conversation where there seems to be a real mutual interest and erotic vibe, please don't ghost me. I understand RL gets in the way but I've had several experiences where a very erotic vibe was brewing then "crickets". That is not only inconsiderate but extremely frustrating.

2 - If we get a good vibe from each other maybe exchange pics or do a little sexting? No pressure from me for either.

3 - Speaking of pictures, I'm not interested in buying your pics or subscribing to your OF page. Please don't ask.

3- Please provide Time zone & ASL (Age, Sex, Location) BTW Male responses are OK as well if you want to discuss your wife.

4 - MUST BE OVER 21

So, if you've read this far and feel like chatting send me a message and let the good times roll baby girl!