Lately I’ve been thinking how hot it would be to have a bull cuck relationship with my male friend. By this, I mean that the women come and go, but the constant is that he fucks them and I watch, praise his abilities, help out (prepping, date planning, paying for things, holding hands/legs/hair etc during the act, cleanup) and offer plutonic, emotional support to the women.

Maybe they are his girlfriends that I consistently become “best male friend” to, and they just fuck without any regard for whether I am present or not… after which i watch movies with them, take them shopping, tell them about his previous girls (they’d want to know what they’re up against), just generally be a non threatening, plutonic friend, almost like a girlfriend….

… and/or they are my girlfriends, and he just so consistently steals them from me (and I so consistently enjoy it) that I let each new girlfriend know that my best friend tends to fuck everyone I date, but it’s ok, I enjoy it, and she should feel free to.

There is something so uniquely humiliating about the idea of being the perma cuck for a male best friend rather than my own girlfriend or wife.

For some reason the scene in Wolf of Wallstreet where Jonah Hill sees a beautiful woman and his first reaction is to tell Leo Dicaprio “you gotta fuck her” gives me these vibes.

Would love to discuss this more with anyone who’s interested!

If you were my alpha best friend, how would you want me to act as your beta cuck friend? How should I pick up girls for you? What would I do to entertain your girlfriend when she’s not worshipping your cock (so you can go out and get laid on the side)?