cannot fucking believe the horrible shit this fucking guy spews about detroit at any possible opportunity. whole section in that lottery show badmouthing our assets, described us as a “depressing” destination for cade, then near the end of the segment literally spends 10 minutes brainstorming any conceivable trade to get the top pick out of our hands. he’s so fucking blatantly, blindly hateful of our guys, our FO and the franchise in general. i usually dont care about guys like bill, but something about how he treats our franchise is just so over the top disrespectful that i needed to rant about this.

look, i understand we’re a small market and the only way you’re gonna get clicks, views, likes whatever talking about us is by mercilessly clowning us for anything and everything. that’s cool for internet trolls and twitter users that have never had sex, but this motherfucker is the head of one of the biggest nba media outlets in the country. it’s disgraceful and i genuinely feel like the minute we wash his mediocre, perennially underachieving celtics in the post season this guy owes every pistons fan, weaver, hayes, stew, grant, bey and all our guys a huge apology. not gores tho fuck that guy.

anyways i know it’s silly to get upset about this shit and bill simmons is known for having one of the most public cases of anus mouth in the world, but that shit got to me this morning. it’s really detroit vs everybody out here. FUCKEM

THE CELEBRATION CONTINUES LETS GO PISTONS LETS GO CADE LETS GO DEEEEEETROIIIIIIIIIT BASKETBALLLLLLL