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I have a fleshlight in my cart with a discount code...and I'm soo close to pulling the trigger. My wife would hate me having it and says "I don't need it", but our sex frequency isn't changing. I figured I could buy one and keep it a secret and only use it when she isn't home. Any advice or tips?
Exactly what I would need one for
Yes, excellently put. Ordered now!
I think because she sees them as "pervy" and dirty
Yeah, exactly how I was thinking. I joked at buying kne of the cheaper ones when we were at Target and she was not happy about it haha
I offered to buy her a vibrator and she said "If you want. I wouldn't use it though."
Well alright, sounds like a plan! Thanks :P
Biggest frauds in the playoffs 😅
I hope not to get there, my mind has definitely wandered. I hope these toys help me
Correct. Already purchased haha
I'm scared of it getting sent to my door haha...hopefully it comes on my day off!
Ooh, nice. Definitely see myself going this way if I like this first one
Yeah, I don't expect this to solve anything, but it would be nice to enjoy myself a bit...
That is what I am starting to view it as too. Thank you
Alright, I can ask her tonight...probably will go poorly 😅
She doesn't masturbate.
I wonder if that is what she views it as
No idea. Never used one. Looking forward to it though!
I wish she would let me be open about it, but alas
Would be frowned upon if I had one and she knew about it
No, never with another person. I agree, that's why I thought a sex toy would be a good idea.
Nope. Big nope. Got told I'm being gross and perverted 🙃
Oh, that is my dream! She would never though haha. She thinks they are gross and pervy
Nah, I would get disgusted looks and shamed haha
Oh 100%, same. But if it's going to help my mentality and fortitude, then so be it
Thank you. It never will replace it, but it will keep my mind from wandering and keep me at least somewhat satisfied
I would love to have her use them on me, but I think that's a looong way from happening hahaha
Oh I do too, much prefer the real thing. But I want something to have fun with.
Skol!
See, I thought she would be like this. Especially when I asked about a cheaper male masturbator that you can get at Target. But she just harshly said "you don't need that." And that was it
I get a day off a week, so that'd be my day to relax and enjoy it 🤣
100% us too. That's why I want one. How often do you use it?
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Oh, already done 🤣