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Does anyone secretly have sex toys to help keep them sane?
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I have a fleshlight in my cart with a discount code...and I'm soo close to pulling the trigger. My wife would hate me having it and says "I don't need it", but our sex frequency isn't changing. I figured I could buy one and keep it a secret and only use it when she isn't home. Any advice or tips?

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Oh, already done 🤣

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Exactly what I would need one for

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Yes, excellently put. Ordered now!

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I think because she sees them as "pervy" and dirty

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Yeah, exactly how I was thinking. I joked at buying kne of the cheaper ones when we were at Target and she was not happy about it haha

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Excellent :) thank you!

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I offered to buy her a vibrator and she said "If you want. I wouldn't use it though."

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Well alright, sounds like a plan! Thanks :P

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Biggest frauds in the playoffs 😅

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I hope not to get there, my mind has definitely wandered. I hope these toys help me

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Correct. Already purchased haha

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I'm scared of it getting sent to my door haha...hopefully it comes on my day off!

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Ooh, nice. Definitely see myself going this way if I like this first one

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Yeah, I don't expect this to solve anything, but it would be nice to enjoy myself a bit...

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That is what I am starting to view it as too. Thank you

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Alright, I can ask her tonight...probably will go poorly 😅

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She doesn't masturbate.

I wonder if that is what she views it as

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Glad to hear. Thank you :)

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No idea. Never used one. Looking forward to it though!

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I wish she would let me be open about it, but alas

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Would be frowned upon if I had one and she knew about it

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No, never with another person. I agree, that's why I thought a sex toy would be a good idea.

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Nope. Big nope. Got told I'm being gross and perverted 🙃

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Oh, that is my dream! She would never though haha. She thinks they are gross and pervy

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Nah, I would get disgusted looks and shamed haha

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Oh 100%, same. But if it's going to help my mentality and fortitude, then so be it

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Thank you. It never will replace it, but it will keep my mind from wandering and keep me at least somewhat satisfied

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I would love to have her use them on me, but I think that's a looong way from happening hahaha

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Thank you. Appreciate it :)

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Oh I do too, much prefer the real thing. But I want something to have fun with.

Skol!

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See, I thought she would be like this. Especially when I asked about a cheaper male masturbator that you can get at Target. But she just harshly said "you don't need that." And that was it

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Can I ask how / why? If I may

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I get a day off a week, so that'd be my day to relax and enjoy it 🤣

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100% us too. That's why I want one. How often do you use it?

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