Hello all

I sure would appreciate discerning eyes reviewing this post and offering suggestions to make it more enticing. It's had over 1.5k views and two responses. Just wondering if it's too much about "me" and not enough about "you". Or if there's grammar / syntax errors I've missed.

You kind folks here have been a big help to me in the past and I appreciate any assistance / recommendations you provide.

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I stood in the shower letting the hot water relax me while I was soaping my dick. Eyes closed with my head down I started to stroke myself, feeling a stiffness starting to grow. I sighed, stopped my self-care and wondered why I was still living the dead bedroom dream. My "wife" just laughed when I reminded her it was my birthday and I'd really enjoy a blow job. I realized I had forgotten what a woman's touch felt like.

I got out of the shower and dried off. The woman I was married to just looked at me with disgust and slammed the bedroom door on the way out to work. That sealed my decision that today was going to be different. I'd never cheated before but today felt like the first day of the rest of my life. It was my 50th birthday and I was going to find a younger woman who would be willing to give me a wonderful birthday present of empty balls.

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Hello! Today I'd like to RP a scenario where a younger woman wants to please an older man. Maybe she has "daddy" issues. Maybe she's a stranger that I meet at the airport, or a co-worker at the office. Maybe she's a Redditor that wants to provide a random act of blowjob. Maybe we meet at the library, grocery store or coffee shop. What if we meet due to a traffic accident, or a police encounter for traffic violation. Maybe she's a bartender or waitress. Possibilities are endless. Let’s chat to agree on details then move to Reddit PM (preferred) for actual RP.

Oh yea...the inevitable kink list. I don't have one of those Excel spreadsheet colored dot forms. I'm not into anything gross (bathroom, vomit, etc) or violent (snuff, beatings, etc) or under 21 years old. If you have something in mind that you want to explore, let's discuss it like the adults we are. However, if you like more detail, please read on.

My kinks: Age gap (me older / you younger), cheating, BJ / deep throat, cunnilingus / 69, ass play / rimming (both ways), squirting, light bondage, gentle dom / sub (can go either way), dirty talk, humiliation, raceplay, 420 friendly. Incest a maybe with right person (daughter, stepdaughter) .

Excludes underage (18 only), violence, snuff, gore, vore, watersports, defecation, pain, hard bdsm.

Looking forward to seeing who's going to help Daddy out?