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r/DMDadJokes

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to r/DMDadJokes by kittymaverick
7 months ago
[TotW] The bard got an enchanted sickle that gives him bonuses to performance checks.
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to r/DMDadJokes by kittymaverick
7 months ago
DM: "You have received a Hot Rod." Player: "What does it do?"
to r/DMDadJokes by kittymaverick
7 months ago
[TotW] After a near TPK, our party tried to send a secret warning to the city guard about the orcish invasion heading their way...
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to r/DMDadJokes by kittymaverick
7 months ago
[TotW] Gnome meditation appears to involved a lot of eating
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to r/DMDadJokes by kittymaverick
7 months ago
Making undead children is so expensive...
to r/DMDadJokes by kittymaverick
7 months ago
[ToTW] Human rogue, to elven ranger: "Oi, pointy ears, why are you so optimistic about your chances of getting laid despite not being around other elves?"
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to r/DMDadJokes by kittymaverick
7 months ago
[ToTW] Beholders got my dad suspended from the gaming table.
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to r/DMDadJokes by kittymaverick
7 months ago
[TotW] During party banter, our Bard: "Pal, I sure hope you don't go down in history." Rogue: "Why?" Bard: "You know what they say. History become legends, legends become myths. And when that happens to you..."
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to r/DMDadJokes by kittymaverick
7 months ago
[TotW] Me, as a NPC, at the tavern, soliciting the party members: "Adventurers, if I may have some of your time! This'll only take six seconds."
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to r/DMDadJokes by kittymaverick
7 months ago
Speaking of armor, want to know what wizards/sorcerers say when they find out they are of the same school/bloodline?
to r/DMDadJokes by volcanohound
6 months ago
Chain mail is really for paladins because its hole-y
to r/DMDadJokes by kittymaverick
7 months ago
[TotW] After our rogue died, we reanimated his skeleton to be his new PC. He also switched classes to monk.
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to r/DMDadJokes by kittymaverick
7 months ago
[TotW] What does the drunk pirate say when running away from the Kraken?
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to r/DMDadJokes by kittymaverick
7 months ago
[ToTW] Bartender: "Oh yeah, that guy in the corner is a shifty one for sure." Adventurers: "How can you tell?"
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to r/DMDadJokes by kittymaverick
7 months ago
[ToTW] Our elf buddy had a thing for sporty folks. Then he met the giant exercise golem designed to improve general health.
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to r/DMDadJokes by kittymaverick
7 months ago
[TOWT] My party has one PC from each alignment. It was a disaster. Those who said DnD is demon worship were right.
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to r/DMDadJokes by kittymaverick
7 months ago
[TotW] How many slimes do you need to play ice hockey?
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to r/DMDadJokes by kittymaverick
7 months ago
[TotW] What exactly does a Symbol of Death look like?
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to r/DMDadJokes by kittymaverick
7 months ago
Our party rogue was bleeding out post-battle after a Minotaur cleaved his left arm and leg off. We were scrambling to find a way to save him, looking for potions, making heal checks...
to r/DMDadJokes by kittymaverick
7 months ago
After being knighted, Bacon the bard gained a lot of weight.
to r/DMDadJokes by kittymaverick
7 months ago
[TotW] Why shall the lich king always be unhappy?
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to r/DMDadJokes by kittymaverick
7 months ago
I made a reclusive Grippli druid NPC...
to r/DMDadJokes by kittymaverick
7 months ago
[ToTW] A goblin presents the tyrant dragon with treasure to influence where it'll plunder next...(hopefully avoiding the goblin village...)
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to r/DMDadJokes by kittymaverick
7 months ago
How does a bard deal damage with their song?
to r/DMDadJokes by The_Vowellster
2 months ago
Fitting a Shield Guardian into a bag of holding.