Here's what you need to know:

• We play from 9:30pm-2:00am Pacific Time (but we're east-coast based)
• We're social, and generally like to hang out in my personal mumble server. So a mic willingness to partake in conversation is a must. Allowing us to relentlessly hit on you in explicit detail is ideal. <3
• We have a group that play, but two of us are really consistent. Unfortunately, none of them really play monk full-time, and aren't geared enough to keep up.
• Both of us are WW barbs (one 70k DPS self-buffed, I'm just about 100k DPS self-buffed, no WotB) -- we're currently gearing to become throw/WW hybrids.
• We are currently effortlessly farming MP3-5 for efficiency, but are looking into faster lower MP runs for items, higher for XP/keys. We're capable of doing ubers on MP7.
• We have a strange sense of humor, are generally ridiculous, and usually inappropriate. If this is problematic, we have access to substantial amounts of chloroform which will help ease you into our ways.
• We like to play other games, too, sometimes, and you're more than welcome to join there, as well.

If this sounds good to you, and we're sure it does, and you happen to be a decently geared, knowledgeable, social, and all-around awesomely awesome monk, and feel like joining our group and allowing us to totally leech off your delicious conviction mantra, and you don't mind run-on sentences, then you should join us! Reply below, or shoot me a message! Add me in game, perhaps: Shaemis#1912

Pants optional, but discouraged. Post-slaughter cuddling mandatory.

There will be baby-making blood.